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Jake@jazziman

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★May 4

Spent the day at an end of the uni year party, got wildly drunk for free, won 35 quid on my acca, went clubbing, slept on my pals floor and set off his fire alarm with a vape at 3am, got home the next day with 5 quid more in my bank than I got there with. I love JP Mateta.

Theo@theolovesvilla

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Jun 11

UCL 🫡

raoul@raoul

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Jun 26

literally the most hilarious game I’ve ever seen that mateta goal music still goes triple platinum my head