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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★May 17

This shit was boring as hell😭 Two teams cosplaying as football clubs Uruguay locked every door and stood in front of the windows for ninety minutes straight and no one knocked😭France shuffled around like men who'd already mentally booked their flights home which fair enough they basically had. Anelka looked like he wanted to fight his own shadow Forlán briefly waved his feet near a ball in a vaguely threatening way that's one point for effort Zero chances worth remembering zero goals zero tension zero reasons for this match to exist on a planet with a finite lifespan The most dramatic moment was a throw in 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back a ghost match a void dressed in World Cup kits. Even the vuvuzelas sounded bored😭 Flow: 1.5/5 Narrative: 1.5/5 Chances: 1/5 Goals: N/A Comeback: N/A Late Drama: N/A