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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★May 18

Just finished watching Hincapie Butt and now im reviewing a game with no butt😔 Portugal had Ronaldo fresh off one of his best club seasons and produced the energy of a boring Tuesday morning meeting, CR7 hit the post from far that would’ve been a beauty of a goal then ghosted, Ivory Coast was genuinely the better side, Gervinho terrorizing the flanks, Tiote thundering around the midfield but their final ball was trash, then comes the 66th minute DROGBA SUBS IN coming from an injury and still the most dangerous thing on the pitch Narrative: 3.7 Tactics: 2.3 Chances: 1.6 Goals: N/A Comeback: N/A Drama: 1.3 2.2/5