Raphinha - G/A and press monster Yamal - Bathed by Messi and has unlocked free kicks Pedri - Spin demon Rodri - Plays better on one leg than two Fermin - Plays with pure hatred in his heart Joan Garcia - Superman Cubarsi - Child labourer Adeyemi - Hated by TLB Gordon - Princess Diana Christensen - Cat Culer Kounde - Kounde Negreria Allegations - So back Grandma...that 6th UCL could be this season.