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South Africa
1–0World Cup · 25 Jun 2026
South Korea
elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

South africa is like if north Africa was on the south. Follow @taha for less funny jokes

Thapelo Maseko
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Thapelo Maseko
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Ernad
Ernad@ernad1w ago

Must be the best review on this app

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

Guy liked his own post fully committed to the taha gimmick

t
t@taha1w ago

@harris tired of the slander everyone does it

elz
elz@elz1w ago

@taha Tired of the pander, panda. tired of the panda, me when panda is making noises in the night waking me up so im tired because of the panda and therefore im tired of the panda

t
t@taha1w ago

@elz the panda farts while the lion poops follow for more proverbs

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

@taha

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

@elz I got broads in Atlanta

elz
elz@elz1w ago

@harris Broads, broadway,broadwhey. Me when somebody drops a beer in a pub, wheyy

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

@elz Can't call them broads anymore I think we have to go back to calling them birds

t
t@taha1w ago

@harris that one isn’t allowed either

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

@taha Q: what do you call someone from Iraq? A: Iraqi! Follow @taha for more Iraq related content

elz
elz@elz1w ago

@taha Q: what do you call someone not from mainland britain? A:lf Follow @scartinelli for more mainland Britain related content

Harris
Harris@harris1w ago

@elz Q: what do you call someone who tells 17 year old girls they're mature for their age? A: I have been advised not to finish this joke.

elz
elz@elz1w ago

@harris My respect for you has gone up massively for risking the might of he who must not be named

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