i'm so sure that after the first goal we entered this sort of simulation space where all the players and fans were AI-generated by some company in an attempt to replicate the best qualities of our players to test their human duplication schemes, but their AI engineers were drunk and messed up every line of code and trained the AI to dogshit which resulted in our simulated players playing like dogshit and replicated shells of who they're actually supposed to be. cause what the fuck was that game?