Heard this story from a guy I used to know: 'I used to be in love with this girl, looked a lot like the actress from The Notebook. My buddy was throwing this charity event down near the football field and a bunch of Barca players stopped by on the way home. Man, Raphinha stole my girl and took her home. She told me they just smoked a joint and she slept on his couch. If that’s what I had to sacrifice to see him score a hatty against PSG next week, well hell I'd let that dude take anyone home. I missed that dude.'