The scoreline doesn’t look right Argentina with Messi, Tevez, Higuaín (i guess bro), Di María, and Maradona on the touchline getting absolutely DEMOLISHED by a gang of 20 something year olds assembled in a lab Müller heads it in at minute THREE and the game was practically over Khedira and Schweinsteiger just locked up Messi Passed him zone to zone like a parcel nobody wanted Klose taps in the second Friedrich bundles the third then Klose volleys in from an Özil cross at 89 for his 14th World Cup goal one short of Ronaldo’s all-time record Argentina had 20 shots and Neuer barely broke a sweat Maradona’s face said everything he beat Germany as a player in ’86 He lost to them in ’90 Now THIS The greatest footballer alive and he touched the ball about four times Narrative 3.5 Tactics: 4 Chances: 2.5 Goals: 4.5 Drama: 1.5 3.5/5