HIGUAIN NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED LMAO😭 maradona on the touchline is a telenovela a circus and a religious experience happening all at the same time and i will not be taking questions heinze heads it in at the 6th minute and argentina then spend 84 more minutes absolutely refusing to score again which is genuinely insane when you have messi doing THAT kaita gets sent off and nigeria somehow transform into a fortress which is peak african football audacity and i respect it deeply messi was cooking everyone and serving nothing to the scoreboard a crime against humanity you're watching the greatest player alive glide past defenders like they're traffic cones and then higuain somehow misses from close range and you're just screaming into a pillow maradona's touchline celebrations alone deserve their own goddamn score a 1-0 that felt simultaneously like a 0-0 AND a 4-0 infuriating and weirdly beautiful Narrative: 3.8/5 Tactical Architecture: 3.6/5 Chances: 3.4/5 Goals: 2.4/5 Drama: 2.5/5