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England
1 - 2World Cup · 15 Jul 2026
Argentina
Cameron
Cameron@camhausen
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

T̶h̶i̶r̶t̶y̶ Sixty years of hurt… Never before have I experienced such a genuinely joyful 10 minutes of football. A generational hate watch, even more so than the last 2 Euros finals this group of shit cunts managed to lose. Failing to score against Ghana, beating an overachieving Croatian side, playing Panama (again) in the group stages & only playing 1 team ranked within the top 10 international teams & beating them thanks to their £135m shit cunt midfielder diving & the referee refusing to suspend play after the ball hit a cable in mid-air. As soon as they play a team of any real difficulty, they fucking crumble, in the way that only England know how to do. Scoring a tap in & sitting back, sending on the most useless fucking defender on planet earth (Dan Burn) on instead of doing what Spain did against France & attempt to kill the game off completely. All Lionel Messi needed was 10 minutes to change the game, & he did it flawlessly yet again. All the whining & bitching about playing a game of football on a big hill, their star players using the excuse of ‘being a bit ill’ to mask shit performances, Jude Bellingham playing with an ego of a god & the ability of Jack Colback… all to fall at the first real hurdle. Enjoy the final lads xo

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina

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