The dutch without Robben barely breaking second gear and Denmark couldn’t even make them sweat, The Danes brought bendtner back from an injury for this and he contributed one header and ghosted, that first goal was peak football comedy Van Persie whips it in Poulsen misdirects it onto his own teammate Agger and into the net nobody asked for this Agger certainly didn’t 🫢 Netherlands didnt even score their first goal, Kuyt’s tap in was a polite execution, the match was never threatened ONCE to be good and somehow the Dutch still looked Ominous doing Fuck all Narrative: 2.3 Tactics: 3.1 Chances: 2.5 Goals: 1.4 Drama: 1.6 2.4