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sheikh_n_bake@sheikh_n_bake

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

We are absolutely shite, sack the players, sack the gaffer. Put me in a burlap sack and throw me in a river.

Player of the match

Adrien Truffert

Bournemouth

rhodymag@rhodymag

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

1H - NUFC free falling via tepid play and a tendency to sit back and let the football happen to them. Easily could have been 3-0 to the cherries early. Several honking performances including Lewis Hall 2H - a brief bright spot with Bruno G returning but Newcastle remain miles off it, even with another nifty goal for Osula. Eddie Howe is tired and the guy wants to go.

Lucas@carbonfiverr

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

Huge win for Bournemouth to keep their hopes alive of European football, Tavernier balling as always

Player of the match

Marcus Tavernier

Bournemouth

berke@berke

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

Bournemouth played better in the first half; the second half was a bit more evenly matched. I haven’t been able to figure out what Newcastle have been doing since the start of the season; they’re one of the most boring teams to watch in the league.

Player of the match

Marcus Tavernier

Bournemouth

dgh11@dgh11

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

Newcastle were awful, if they had gained points after that performance it would’ve been a travesty

Player of the match

Adrien Truffert

Bournemouth

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jamie.bird@jamie.bird

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Apr 18

Horrific from Newcastle, brilliant from Bournemouth

Player of the match

Alex Scott

Bournemouth