Bookd • Tottenham 0-2 Newcastle

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Premier League · MD2 · Aug 29, 2026

elz@elz

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Aug 29 (edited)

“Successful Tottenham hatewatch mate”

Player of the match

Anthony Elanga

Newcastle

toby@toby

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Aug 29

Supporting this team gotta be a social experiment man 💔

Player of the match

Anthony Elanga

Newcastle

leslie@leslieee

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Aug 29 (edited)

sammy 𑣲⋆｡˚@sammy

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Aug 29

looks like newcastle did not get pecked by the cocks

Player of the match

Yoane Wissa

Newcastle

Harris@harris

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Aug 29

One team took its chances today, the other didn’t. That’s football. Genuinely think not much separated the 2 sides in terms of chances created; the nearly identical shot numbers and xG corroborate this. We were the notably better side for large stretches of the first half, but that’s meaningless if we are unable to convert. Poor individual performances from essentially everyone today. I thought Van Hecke and Matheus Fernandes were good, Robertson VDV and Marmoush okay, everyone else poor - most notably Tel, who seemed to be a genuine black hole in the attack. I’ve been very bullish on him since the arrival of RDZ but this was, by a fairly wide margin, his worst performance in quite some time. I think we could’ve put the match away in the first half had we started with first choice wingers rather than out of position Porro and Tel, but given Newcastle’s own issues with squad availability this should have never been a bottleneck. On the topic of Newcastle, it was a good performance from them. In spite of their complete depletion in the midfield they set up effectively and everyone played fairly well, Hall and Dedic made for a great fullback partnership and it was individual brilliance from Elanga and Wissa that gave them their 2 goals. Hornicek also with a great performance in net, played a perfect game. Poor result, but we move onto the next. COYS.

Player of the match