fcbsxnti@fcbsxnti

Sep 19

"yo raphinha we're losing can you-" raphinha:

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

t@taha

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

Raphinha is the best striker on the planet.

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Jesus 🇲🇽@mudkipz_101

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19 (edited)

I’M SUPPOSED TO GO 3 WEEKS WITHOUT BARÇA BALL?????

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

11@owf

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

Out of the ballon d'or rankings btw

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

rifaaa@rifanieee

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19 (edited)

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

midgelover@midgelover

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

Raphinha does not play football. He has not played football for three years. He has no interest in it. He is above it. Instead, he has wandered the streets of Barcelona, just being Raphinha. It is more than enough. Existence is enough. Raphinha is enough. Sometimes he goes to a cafe and has a coffee. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette and a think. Shall I have another cigarette after this cigarette, he wonders. Maybe, maybe. Should I ask the waitress to top up my coffee? Perhaps...but what is coffee? And why is waitress? There are no answers. There are no questions. So no coffee for Raphinha. Existence is enough. He lights another cigarette. Hmm, mouth's a bit dry with all this smoking, he notes. I could do with something to wash this cig down. Raphinha is a performance artist. He is a serious man. He makes Eric Cantona look like Michael McIntyre. A couple of times during his stay in Barcelona he has staged situationist happenings. On one occasion, he sauntered down a length of turf at the Camp Nou and nonchalantly kicked a ball into a net against Racing Santander. Another time, he hovered above the turf and guided a ball into a net against Madrid. You would know these artistic stunts as "goals". Raphinha is aware they are known as "goals", too, but he also knows they are not goals. They are his interpretations of goals, via the medium of goals. Football fans may consider them goals if they wish, but they are pigs. To Raphinha, these goals, which are not goals, are studies of time, space, energy, humanity. They are his philosophic digressions, poems, novels.

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

elsy <3@lovebarca

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

raphinha the love of my life… no flick ball for the next three weeks tho 💔💔 don’t know if i can wait that long

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Raphinha

Barcelona

lonzosk@lonzosk

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

Have to wait 3 weeks to watch Barca again💔

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Eli🍂@eliz

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19 (edited)

RAPHINHA I LOVE YOU. Ive seen enough. Build the club around Raphinha. Build the city around Raphinha. Build him a statue.

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

zoria 🦄🇲🇽@zoria

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Sep 19

3 years ago this game would’ve been 1-0 with an own goal. I am satisfied

Player of the match

Rodri

Barcelona