
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool



too lazy to think of something smart to say

Liverpool
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal



Arsenal are going down. Rice really should have been given a red for that contact though.

Brighton
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa


What a weird match. For some reason Tottenham decided they wanted to play in the last 10 minutes and get a few constellation goals for their already half empty stadium. Villa played alright i guess but they probably could have gotten a few more if they weren’t shite.

Celtic1 - 3Ferencvarosi TC



Beautiful goal from the Arzani and a great game for however you spell the Hungarian team. Really hope to see Arzani return to the Socceroos, provided he doesn’t get injured a tonne like he usually does.

Ferencvarosi TC
New York City0 - 1New York Red Bulls



This was the first and possibly last MLS game I’ve watched. I don’t know how a team can have so many chances, so many one-on-ones with the goalkeeper and not score at all. Redbull scored because one bloke couldn’t backpass the ball properly. Absolutely horrid game and I feel bad for any NYC fans.

New York Red Bulls
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea



i love this sport. i hope no more chelsea fans keep going on about contesting for the title or some drivel.

Brentford
Adelaide United3 - 0Wofoo Tai Po



Great watch and a great performance by Adelaide. They definitely deserve to top the table after this. Alagich had a ripper of a goal and Goodwin scoring shortly after coming on because he’s an absolute class act. Tai Po had a rough game which is obvious when losing 3-0, but it was particularly clear when they just let Muniz charge through. Away games in these intercontinental tournaments are tough and I don’t think you can judge either side fairly until you see what they are like both at home and away.

Adelaide United
Viettel1 - 1Melbourne Victory



Decent and entertaining game, if only Victory won. Brilliant goal from Santos and admittedly a very good goal from Ribamar. I think Victory played better, if only Nduka managed to head that ball into the open net. It was also very interesting seeing the majority of the Cong supporters in full military uniform.

Melbourne Victory
Seoul0 - 1Persib Bandung



That was a very close game with Persib only winning from an early goal from Cesar when Seoul wasn’t settled into the game. Real shame about him getting carried out on a stretcher later in the game, hope he is ok.
Persib Bandung
South Melbourne3 - 1Lions



Souvlaki vs stroopwafel. Amazing hat trick from Juach. Very excited for a Melbourne derby without those sods at city.
Kashima7 - 1Newcastle Jets



Great game for the J-league side against Newcastle’s best imitation of an U12 team. As much as I want an Australian team to win it all, it’s obvious that they don’t have a hope in hell if they perform like this against other top clubs. The quality gap between the A-league and other asian leagues like the is obviously too much of a gap for Newcastle to bridge.

Kashima
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle



Newcastle are evidently nothing without Isak; beautiful showing from Leeds, I think they a real contender for a spot in european football.

Leeds
Coventry0 - 5Brighton



if anybody on the Coventry team wants a career change I know a good pickleball coach in coober pedy, south australia.

Brighton
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham



I had a feeling this would happen. I thought Frimpong had a better showing than all his other games, however I’m unsure if 30 million is a reasonable price for a sub who plays okay against Fulham.

Liverpool
bookd.