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sara
to-be journalist and tugão ⚽️🇵🇹 lover sole member of the iancu vasilica fan club
USA1 - 4Belgium
i can't stand belgium in this tournament anymore but this was one of the best hatewatches of my life so thank you belgium for everything 🙏🏻 now repeat this go and get spain's ass
Belgium
Paraguay0 - 1France
absolute paraguayball and it worked. let's see who's the next to be able to scare france (my ranking is not a meme, but it sure was a disgraceful match in terms of football quality)
Brazil1 - 2Norway
couldn't watch the whole match but the last part was amazing 🍿 absolute haaland and absolute porrada from the brazilian ps - meus irmãos vocês merecem muito melhor que isto 💚💛
Norway
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
the world cup ended here congratulations cabo verde for your 1st world cup win ever
Cape Verde IslandsPortugal0 - 1Spain
FINALLY it's over 🥳 worst game of the whole tournament what the f did we just see
Portugal
Morocco4 - 2Haiti
final nail in the coffin to prove us that haiti's 0 points were the unfairest i can recall (at least since 2010) 💔
Morocco
Scotland0 - 3Brazilso there were no aliens after all
Brazil
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar
how does it feel when you chose the right match but you sleep so much that unwittingly you fell asleep during the best part of the game
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Czechia1 - 1South Africa
oh czechia what are you doing
Czechia
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovinawas watching the game on the phone but gave up due to lack of emotional stability because somewhere at the 40' went to order my dinner at the mall and saw one of my idols right by my side at the queue. hadn't the courage to speak to her and lost whatever the hell were those 20 minutes ps - shoutout to our international referee (better known in this house by "pinheiro no cu") doing something right for the first time 👏🏻
SwitzerlandUSA2 - 0Australia
so this was the game where i spent my booster on the predictor and somehow got it right. i'm used to have such luck at predictions that my goal was to get it wrong. australia i am so sorry 💔
Brazil3 - 0Haitino 5 stars because it missed a haiti goal they fought for. thank you for your service friends! 🇭🇹❤️ other than that i don't remember having such fun with a game due to the memes. also our commentator at sporttv (of whom i have already been a student) made sure to inform about the cbf president affair and the lula's home office statement 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Brazil
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguaybest game of the tournament so far in the first ten minutes we already had an early scorer and "porrada" note 10/10 would recommend 🍿
Paraguay
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
fell alseep during the first half so i can't judge a lot but sweden takes the fake news prize of the tournament
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
getting bitter with a civ defeat was not on my bingo card but here we are
Germany
Iraq1 - 4Norwaysummary of this game available in the gif below :) (let's see if norway keeps doing good but the truth is i almost fell asleep during second half)
Norway
Saudi Arabia1 - 1Uruguay
poor al owais he only wanted to do a vozinha 😭 never thought of defending saudi arabia but that extra time was a complete robbery for them. it was a great hatewatch until that lisbon (kind of) player scored
Saudi Arabia
Sporting CP2 - 1Maritimo
what a time to be alive
Sporting CPUSA4 - 1Paraguaydoubting if it were the us who were VERY good or if it was paraguay posessed by cérriséti [that player cri cri from portugal team] but unfortunately it's a pretty good team for a country that doesn't deserve it. very well played
USAHaiti0 - 1Scotlandbarely heard about scotland after the goal 🚌🚌🚌 haiti better than brazil
Benfica1 - 3Moreirensethe day that little 17-year old sara realized she prefered Moreirense over any other club
Porto2 - 2Famalicao
one of the most absolute cinema endings i've ever seen everything i would ask for a game between these two 💙
FamalicaoBenfica4 - 2Real Madrid
tá trubinado está todo trubinado ❤️
BenficaSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islandsdidn't even watched the game just wanted to say if i was already rooting for cabo verde now they're my second fav national team + now that vozinha left the agricultural group for whom he played i can love him without guilt 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Cape Verde Islands