Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid



i don't fully get what mourinho's plan was here. controlling the tempo during the first half made sense considering how violent atleti usually are, but clearly they also need to score if they're gonna go for that. dean's red was fair based on the rules but still incredibly silly. simeone knows how to oversell every single contact and being the last man that was bound to happen. hopefully this doesn't hurt his confidence the same way it did last year. i did not get the vini and arda subs but mourinho's mind works in mysterious ways, clearly. rudiger showing once again why renewing a backup defender who knows he's a backup defender was a good idea. antonio they could never make me hate you. real madrid please don't make me live through another drought.


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Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid


Everyone having a stinker,Courtois handling things by himself as usual and Atletico getting away with so many decisions.If I could,I would give this game 0 stars.I feel violent. @lfr

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Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid



lets all ghost together guys!!! HALA MADRID

Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



Carlos espi, Yan diomande. Im getting their faces tatted on my forehead i think i actually fell inlove. proposal coming soon


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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



real madrid could win 7-0 and still find a way to make me question why i voluntarily put myself through this every week. arda is apparently the emergency brake of this team this man gets subbed off and we immediately concede two goals. i hate this club

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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid


the things imma do to you real madrid. had a bad day, got denied of my health card renewal and you almost gave me a heart attack. watch tf out. A WIN IS A WIN THO! 🩷🩷🩷 (i can’t tag everyone in my review im so sorry shoutout to @Ifr , @aleerma , @valeria and i think @notbiscuitz 😢😢)

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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



mourinho please beat these players with a stick (except diomande and espi)


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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid


Vini:


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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



arda güler and carlos espi. have my kids


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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid

espi:


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Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



we played like shit but a win is a win amirite arda our goat (i couldnt tag everyone. so sorry)


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Man United0 - 1Man City


spain vs argentina final alternate universe where argentina won (ignoring the negativity around arg)

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Man United0 - 1Man City


How Foden felt getting a red card for Man U to still manage to lose the match:


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Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano



first half of healings. second half of nothing at all. but at least i know if nobody got me at least vinijude got me
Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano


Real Madrid second halfs:


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Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano

experiencing mbappe’s frontal lobe developing today after that penalty miss against betis


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Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano



Dio I am proud of you, court and arda we are nothing without you. Mbappe you will be getting ballon d’or


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Real Madrid2 - 1Inter


first half was good but we fell off second half. courtois saved my life have an mbappe i drew for good luck during half time. didn’t work. 😔


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Real Madrid2 - 1Inter



vini ending the "mbappe and vini" narrative by pressing more visibly than before yessirrr subpar doesn't even begin to cover our second half but despite a great goal from inter they still couldn't get their first win at the Bernabeu this millenium so courtois you better transfer all your footballing abilities to lunin's brain before you retire, combine them with his own, and create the ultimate Goalkeeper once again thank you real madrid for playing the original anthem from the 1950s. HALA MADRID ! HALA MADRID ! NOBLE Y BELICO ADALID CABALLERO DEL HONOR 🫡


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