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Barcelona2 - 0Real Madrid
Empires rise and fall. That is the marching tune of history; how ethnicities and languages form; like the Germans arising out of the Frankish and Vandal raids of the declining Roman Empire. Such is the case of Marcus Rashford; a man who has faced his own fare of critics. Englishmen scoring free kicks in la liga is football heritage alright, but Marcus Rashford’s searing shot, beating one of the best goalkeepers to ever do it on his natural side at full stretch. Jupiter’s head; lobbed off by a Briton Barbarian. Real Madrid, a club once feared and bowed before like the might Xerxes or Attila, now is relegated to AI-generated memes of its captain and star midfielder in a UFC ring, whilst their heralded messiah, their Zoroaster Kylian Mbappe takes his fun. Betraying their principles like how Justinian betrayed Belisarius; firing Xabi Alonso and inviting the ill begotten circus to come to the Bernabeu; once where legends roamed; now do mortals; dictators and wailers.
Barcelona
Chelsea0 - 1Man CityHaving studied law as a subject, consider my opinion on the match and the concept of justice and equity within football in the context of khusanov’s penalty shouts. (Obviously, great goal by Semenyo) Now, shoulder pushes are normally not considered fouls unless they alter the natural path of the player or is followed by more (harsh) contact. Both of khusanov’s tackles fit this proviso. Now, say what you want about the game being physical and contact being encouraged, but as many people will point out, that would’ve been called as a foul at any other part of the pitch. Indeed, a yellow card was shown to Enzo quite harshly for what was a similarly harsh but ‘successful’ challenge. Establishing this and the fact that it’s not stonewall and a debate, what I want to say is that this result in the end is *fair* based on the overall play of the two teams. See Bayern v PSG semi-final; contentious decision but PSG locked down Bayern. City undeniably controlled this game. Feel free to engage.
Man City
Bayern4 - 3Real MadridFrench Philosopher Jean Paule Sartre argued that self-awarenesss is congenitally social; emerging only when we observe ourselves through the eyes of the others. Eduardo Camavinga, for reasons best known to himself (as Kant would say, the empirical self) decided to Bonnie Blue his already 2026 Liverpool ahh team; who for their part, maintained their surreptitious use of Hyperborean-Nubian black magic; making the officiating members temporarily unseeing when Rudiger trains Muay Thai on the court.
BayernChelsea0 - 3Man CityIt is proclaimed that the ancient hero Jason embarked on a legendary quest to the region of Colchos, in pursuit of the legendary artifact called the Golden Fleece. I believe that he was stupid; instead of a benign thread, he should have been searching for Cherki’s left foot; the true remnants of the race of Agarthans, the first artifact of Yakub; or wherefrom the spiritual authority of the mahdi emanates. Asides, it’s kinda clear that Chelsea’s fine with losing this game. City were fun to watch.
Man CityMan City4 - 0Liverpool
Playing football is simple, but playing simple football is hard. Liverpool simply can’t play football at the moment, whether it’s konate and van dijk defending like Poland in WW2 (no offense) or Salah getting sonned by an Uzbek twunk. City, for all the times they’ve let me down, still know how to hold together and be stable…showing that today in full force. city deserved the win, and Ekitike doesn’t deserve my GOATs jersey. It’s a shame that we have trafford AND rumma and can’t play both.
Man City
Colombia1 - 3France
Peep the username…need I prove more…they need to jon jones my GOAT to prevent him from passing…
France