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I live for GERARD MALDINI. Visca Barca 💙❤️ HEIL FLICK. 18

Created August 2026
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Nations League
Portugal2 - 2Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22h ago

Besides Yamal not being totally at his level this game, i still cannot fathom why De La Fuente thought it was a good idea to take PEDRI off while winning only 2-1, PEDRI was dogging Vitinha and Portugal's midfield out. Morata and Vitinha's penalty misses were both just as predictable as Nunez against PSG

Player of the match
Nuno Mendes
Portugal
Nations League
Spain5 - 4France
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22h ago

Lamine's Aura might have peaked at this match it was genuinely so good i wish PEDRI hadn't come off spain wouldn't have conceded those stupid goals, Lamine brace after talking shit, the cele, PEDRI'S first touch and weak foot goal, what a match Yamal got a yellow for the slide tackle on doue despite having gotten the ball, he really owns france, he showed Dembele, Doue, Mbappe, and Olise what Real Football looks like. Yamal had started being the best in the world in late April and he hasn't looked back since.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
La Liga
Real Madrid0 - 4Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22h ago

pure vibes yellow kits too

Player of the match
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Barcelona
La Liga
Barcelona1 - 0Celta Vigo
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

this was shaping up to be one of Lamine's best games yet before the injury, he had an immaculate first half hate when barca win or lose league games 1-0 im too spoiled by BIG FLICK

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
Crvena Zvezda2 - 5Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

puta zvezda anyway Kounde hattrick of assists was great and boy that PHINHA goal was amazing Black kits as well Cubarsi getting his face kicked was crazy what a warrior

Player of the match
Jules Koundé
Barcelona
Champions League
Dortmund3 - 1Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Bensebaini should have been sent off like 15 different times those white shorts should have never been worn

Player of the match
Serhou Guirassy
Dortmund
Champions League
Barcelona3 - 3Inter
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

my word i mean i YELLED when yamal scored that utter fucking banger had a school field trip with the whole 11th grade and my friend who was in 12th grade was allowed to come with us so it was peak and i held in such a big poop and this dude thuram scored while i was blowing up the toilet what an amazing display from Yamal and that RAPHINHA goal phew

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
PSG5 - 0Inter
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

only removed half a star because fuck psg but FUCK INTER MORE they got their comeuppance for robbing Barca in the semifinal

Player of the match
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia
PSG
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

What a display from Barca first half felt like every time feyenoord would get close to the halfway line, barca would win the ball back and start a vicious counter attack PHINHA sitting two defender's asses down he's the best in the world rn Yamal free kick golazo Life is good Everybody eats this is our year.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
4
Champions League
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

trash game, Mbappe ghost session besides that goal, Bellingham ghost, Chini mid, Courtouis goalkeeping ability was promised to him 3000 years ago, Lautaro what are you doing

Player of the match
Thibaut Courtois
Real Madrid
3
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

AHHHHHHHH IM WET REAL MADRID LOSE, PSG LOSE, ATLETICO LOSE 3-0, BAYERN DRAWS 0-0, WE WIN 5-0, GJINOLLI OPEN TOMORROW MY TOOTH FIXED SMILING THROUGH IT ALL I CANT BELIEVE THIS MY LIFE WE HAVE FERMIN, AND WE HAVE OLMO JUST AT THE ATTACKING MIDFIELDER POSITION, BOTH WITH 2 ASSISTS, RAPHINHA #9 HOOPS, YAMAL, PERDINHO, RODRI, GORDON, CUBARSI, GERARD MALDINI, XAVI ESPART PS. FORGOT TO MENTION STIFFNALDOG LOST AS WELL

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
5
UEFA Super Cup
PSG2 - 2Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

it was funny seeing tottenham beat psg but then enrique just had to bring on lee kang in and ruin the fun

Player of the match
Lee Kang-In
PSG
World Cup
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

witnessing a 39 year old Messi hattrick at 3 AM was truly one of the greatest experiences in my entire life

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

at 39 he shouldn't be able to drag this team to the final. but by God he actually did it.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

torres of ferran sending rapenaldog and messi to retirement #fairsfc

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain