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PLAYER OF THE MATCH - SHAKIRA probably the worst world cup final of all time, also the least final feeling final i've ever seen. vibes were good, spain were in control argentina were embarrassing, fernandes was stupid and scaloni got it wrong, very wrong. paredes and mcallister were pathetic the whole game, cowards football is in good hands for the next decade.




fuck you harry Kane fuck you declan rice fuck you JOHN STONES fuck you Elliot Anderson fuck you Thomas tuchel fuck you noni Madueke fuck them all




(joke about balogun not playing in the match) rolled over and took the loss like a good boy. it's weird watching a team commit to playing with a winger and a fullback out wide, physicality took them so far but they pushed theur luck too far trying it against a competent (but still pretty ass) team. no notes on belgium really, controlled and managed the game the whole way, they didn't come up against anything to be worried by. watching doku come on so late in the game was likewhen my young cousins would ask to play and i feel like messi walking through them with the ball. poch, put dest at rb, freeman richards and cb with robinson and drop tim ream, your welcome mate. prayers up for onana, i miss you already king 👑
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that was definitely a game that just happened.

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decent game, jonathan david you my friend are on fraud watch kerim alajbegovic, i want you

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Freiburg0 - 3Aston Villa

game wasn't very exciting but it does not matter at all. hoping the mrs will let me name our firstborn unai sancho got the easiest job in football rn 2024 ucl final on loan 2025 uecl final on loan 2026 uel final on loan
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