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mika 🇲🇽🇭🇷
I Don't Even Like Football, But I Do Like Suffering Beta-tester of #Delayball
Mexico0 - 2Chile
mexico conceding two immediately after santi is subbed on
Argentina3 - 0Benin
one more for shits and giggles
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 0Beninit is a pretty strange feeling, watching yourself outgrow the careers and passion of the people you've seen your entire life, who were so revered. i don't really want to pretend like messi has had some big indelible mark on my life; he honestly hasn't, i've only seriously followed this sport after the world cup. but i've constantly grown up seeing his name and image; my brother was a culer during prime MSN era, and even without that i've never heard of football without his name. so i guess it's ridiculous to try to write something when i've personally never lived and breathed the highs of his career, or felt the hope and passion for the future that so many kids across the world and especially in argentina have felt. and if you're reading this, you're probably thinking the same, and i'm thinking the same, and i'm still here writing, and i'm going to regret writing this, probably. still, you can't deny the mark he's left on this sport, or the amount of kids who watched him and felt some sort of pride in doing so, and how messi went into this sport just like them, naive and hopeful, and came out as this superstar who forever changed the modern legacy of the country he worked so hard to represent. how he's really just the embodiment of someone with endless passion who kept working, and fighting, and celebrating and grieving and all that. the game's over now and it still really hasn't hit for me that he's done, at least with the bigger stage of his career. i don't think it'll ever hit, i think that's the thing about someone like messi. you just don't ever expect him to put his shield down. and he couldn't have a glorious finish the way you'd expect him to, but still ended it off with a lifetime of accomplishments. you could see this in the way the other players, the entire stadium, the *world* treated him. the end couldn't be more tragic but he still went out with the world's love on his arm, and i hope he can feel how loved and admired he is, by the whole world.
Argentina
Croatia1 - 2Spain
missed perisic goal but was wide eyed and attentive for merino brace
Spain
France4 - 1Belgium
I SEE WHY PEOPLE RIDE FOR THIS TEAM, ALLEZ LES BLEUS!
FranceGuadalajara Chivas2 - 0Club America
"es solo un amistoso, no te mucho emocionado" yo cuando Sepu mete 2 goles
Guadalajara Chivas
Greece0 - 0Germany
after the 6th goal germany were just being greedy bro
Germany
USA3 - 0Mexico+ 1 ½ star for cavan goal this weekend needs to end
USACroatia0 - 7England
KOVAČIĆ AND GVARDIOL COMBINED RATING OF 1.15 ON FOTMOB
England
Sao Paulo1 - 2Santos
my first brasileirão game, not sure i want to come back
SantosFrance1 - 1Italy
my goalie is utter shit and their goalie is pure gold wallahi just blow everyone up
ItalyBelgium3 - 0Türkiye
turkiye after that second half
Belgium
Bosnia & Herzegovina1 - 1Sweden
what has sweden ever contributed to general humanity
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Mexico1 - 1Peru
open a federal investigation into this ref i'm so tired
MexicoUSA4 - 2Chile
USASpain4 - 1Croatiawas this Football or Australian Breakdancing?
SpainBelgium0 - 1FranceBELIEVABLE MATCH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
FranceTürkiye1 - 4ItalyTürkiye can make anyone look like King Von
Italy
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
a second review that will not contribute anything substantial (per usual) but since i can't send images in chats i'm using this to promote my Luis Suárez Is Actually Kinda Fine agenda. Yes i know some of these images are from the Bush era. Chill on me please
Inter MiamiColumbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miamimy first time watching the UFC. very intriguing! not sure why so many of the fighters were kicking balls in the middle of it but i thought it was cool, like performance art! huge fan of the yellow flags being flown too, thought it added to the theatrics of it all.
Inter Miami
Norway1 - 2Portugal
there's no way Not-Ronaldo's Portugal is preparing these guys' viking burials
PortugalMexico1 - 1Colombia
i got a lifetime ban from M&T stadium for streaking on the Chucky Cam
Mexico
Philadelphia Union4 - 2Orlando City
Orlando City threaten to attempt Comeback Gimmick
Philadelphia UnionGuadalajara Chivas0 - 2Club Queretaro
continuing to watch this match after that first goal
Club Queretaro
Czechia1 - 2CroatiaI NEED TO WRITE ANOTHER REVIEW FOR THIS SHIT EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATED ME AT TIMES BUT AN INCREDIBLY CINEMATIC WATCH. VERY IMPRESSIVE PLAYS FOR BOTH PARTIES IN ALMOST SUCCESSIVE ORDER. THAT'S NOT WHY I'M WRITING ANOTHER REVIEW AND YOU KNOW IT THOUGH I'M ACTUALLY SO FUCKING OVERJOYED AT LUKA'S GOAL AND IF I SAY ANYTHING MORE I'M GONNA SOUND REALLY STUPID AND EMOTIONAL AND LIKE A LARPER. WHICH, LIKE, I BASICALLY AM. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S STILL GOING AT THIS AGE BUT AT TIMES I'M STILL SO GLAD HE IS. PEOPLE WITH INFINITE AND UNDYING PASSION ARE GOING TO RULE THIS WORLD FOREVER. AJMO HRVATSKA
CroatiaEngland2 - 3SpainSpainCzechia1 - 2CroatiaALL READY FOR THE GAME!
Croatia
Atlante4 - 2Monterrey
clocking in for a shift at the Rayados Humiliation Factory like... (potm tagged)
Türkiye0 - 1France
FranceItaly0 - 2BelgiumI HATE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
Belgium
Austria3 - 1Israel
COME AND ROCK EM AMADEUS
Austria
Serbia1 - 2GreeceΧαίρε, ω χαίρε, Ελευθερία!
Greece
Netherlands1 - 1Germanyi appreciate that someone else found the game boring enough to go pitch invade
Netherlands
Toluca W2 - 7Tigres UANL W
score would be a lot higher if i wasn't asleep for that first half anyways WHAT
Inter Miami2 - 2San Diego
when i hear gunshots outside my house but it’s Inter Miami shooting so i genuinely go back to sleep (the real player of the match is @jackattack425)
San DiegoMilan3 - 0Lecce
good ol' milanball probably the closest milan have come to a cohesive XI this season, i definitely think it's fair game to have moreira on starting now though.
MilanClub America2 - 2Guadalajara ChivasTHIS IS WHAT MAKES LIGA MX BEAUTIFUL
Club America
Sporting Kansas City3 - 4Philadelphia UnionSPORTING KANSAS CITY REPORTEDLY ACTUALLY TRY TO SPORT, IT WORKS FOR LIKE 40 MINUTES. 20 BILLION REPORTED DEAD.
Sporting Kansas City