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This football shit gets serious
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
genuinely the first actual good match for real madrid omfg tears in my eyes. arda güler my fucking goat that goal was insane and same goes to kyky that goal was a fcking banger. diomande i love you you deserve the best.
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when you have a midfield
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
I LOVE REAL MADRID I LOVE ARDA GÜLER I LOVE KYLIAN MBAPPÉ I LOVE YAN DIOMANDE WE’RE GETTING THAT 16TH ON GOD
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Roma3 - 4Real Madridi think i nearly died watching this match. mind blowingly terrible for 80 minutes and then the most glorious remontada i’ve seen in a good long while. never give up on real madrid. what a game. hala madrid y nada más
Real MadridRoma3 - 4Real Madrid
awful game for 80 mins idc kylian mbappe your goal was so beautiful
Real MadridRoma3 - 4Real MadridLA REMONTADA HALA MADRID Y NADA MÁS 🤍🤍 this game cost me my soul but idgaf real madrid, reyes de europa
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
yeah real madrid ball is back alright?
Real MadridFrance1 - 1Italy
kylian mbappe we miss you 💔
France
Belgium0 - 1FranceI need both Doue and Barcola to work on their finishing and I won't even talk about Lepaul. Midfield and defense carried. Saved by Michael Olise.
France
England2 - 3Spainonly watched second half and my god harry kane you’re going to hell for that penalty miss. jude my goat i love you
EnglandEngland2 - 3Spainjude bellingham how does it feel to carry the whole country on your shoulders?
England
Türkiye0 - 1Franceif you could turn back in time this game would you rather have kylian mbappe score the goal and get injured or not score and france loses? peace out
FranceTürkiye0 - 1Francefrustrating match hope kylians injury isn't serious 🤍🤍
FranceTürkiye0 - 1Francethe midfield actually existed this game thank god. got a kyky goal and olise assist i’m so happy but wtf france??? 64 possession but only scored once? kylian please heal i beg. UPA AND KONE MY GOATS THANK YOU
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Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridwe all died in 2024 and this is hell
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no stars bc i dont care what we did "right". we're such a bum ass team, i hate us 🤣🤣 Midfield was ass. Mbappe cant do anything without support and neither can vini(even if he's ass rn). We were 1-0 down and there was NO urgency, and mourinho doesnt know what he's doing. He cant keep subbing ppl on and off, or starting them at random there needs to be a plan. He needs to find their strengths and use that accordingly. There is no teamwork at all. And we SHOULDN'T need these Last min goals from SUBBED ON players. Nothing makes any sense there is no plan or strategy or even panic from these bum ass 🥷🏿s. Whatever mourinho is trying to do isnt working, he needs to change ts. A deserved loss. We cant keep playing like this, the state of madrid is sad.
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridreal madrid when you start using your money on midfielders i’ll start taking us seriously
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridi’m gonna blow my shit smooth off. motm should’ve been huijsen but the elephant
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridfuck this shit. i will not elaborate further. i'm too tired.
Elche2 - 3Real MadridREAL MADRID YOU’RE GOING TO HELL FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE. courtois, espi, arda, and kyky i love you thank you. vini i don’t even know what to say because i want you to play good but something has been stopping you from doing that these past few games. Also conceding 2 fcking goals??? against elche???? brother i thought we would statpad this game but we barely even survived.
Real MadridElche2 - 3Real Madridwhen your team keeps subbing off the concistently best player on the pitch? unwatchable bullshit Carlos Espi saved my bum ass life
Real MadridElche2 - 3Real Madridwe should not be scraping wins against ELCHE of all teams. embarrassing performance today from all sides. i hope mourinho rips them all a new asshole because that was some genuinely astonishingly terrible football
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano
Fun lovehatewatch with twinoomf 😁 -1 star because of the bs we pulled at second half, our defense needs to be better also minus again cuz we should’ve brought trent in but mou hates him for some reason. BUT THAT VINIJUDE GOAL! Straight out of 23/24 .. our boys are back. Mbappé you’re 100% winning that ballondor I’ll make sure of that. Great match despite the tension. HALA MADRID Y NADA MAS
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecanosolid game but we need to lock in more even on 3-0 instead of looking dead kylian mbappe i have nothing to say to you cause you already know you're the best in the world
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecanofirst half was great despite our questionable defense lineup, the second half on the other hand? we need to stop this gimmick. lets start playing well for a whole 90 kylian mbappe I fucking love you man 🤍🤍
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo VallecanoNice-ish game. First half was nice, second half though... we really need to stop receding into our box everytime we start scoring. We were pressing, mbappe was defending, and vini was playing. 4-1 isnt too bad. I can't be mad at us conceding we are infact concede fc. Sad that tchouameni got injured again. Hope it isnt too serious. Jude was carrying that midfield holy shit we had nothing there. Overall pretty good game wished it was better but we won and the goal difference is nice, soooo Like always we were carried by courtois, love that man.
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecanowhat’s with real madrid being incapable of playing good for both halves??? kyky my goat i love youuuuu i’m so happy for the arda assist and jude vini link up but when are we going to fix this midfield??? genuinely so horrible to watch. courtois saved us again.
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1Inter
the day that thibaut courtois retires it’s genuinely wraps for us because that was a generational masterclass man holy SHIT . really excellent first half goals were obviously top but the second half in true madrid fashion was shit. lolz. better game next time. i miss arda ball
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1InterWe won... but we were still moving like straight ass. Actually nah, atleast ass got some motion we got nothing. We cant keep playing like this if we wanna win a ucl Courtois you carried brother, thank you.
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1Intercómo no te voy a querer si fuiste campeón de europa una y otra vez thibaut courtois our saviour
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1Interragebait material. imagine wasting 3 goals on 2-0 and defending at min 92. courtois our savior. next one.
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1InterCOURTOIS YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THIS THANK YOUUUU. we need to fix this midfield i swear this game almost gave me a heart attack. i’ll excuse this by the fact that we don’t have arda, silva, and cama. thank you fede and kyky yall saved my mental health till the 12th.
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Betis1 - 0Real Madrid1/2 is for the defenses contributions Real Betis had 18 players on that pitch. The only guys playing for us were arda, courtois, cucu and dean. espi, ty for tryna give us a goal as soon as you got in and the assist made me a lil less mad at you vini. kylian missing a pen was bad but we shouldn't have needed it. I am convinced this game was cursed cuz why could no one play? you cant even single anyone out cuz the attack as a whole (other then arda) was garbage. also if i ever see mou start bumfries again.... Arda, tysm for carrying this entire team Courtois too, we would've conceded 4 goals without you. Cucu being his incredible self no notes, and dean channeling his inner ramos loved it. The defense this match was incredible but that does nothing when our attack is abysmal. Hopefully the next match we will come back stronger. HALA MADRID
Real MadridBetis1 - 0Real Madridbestia nera betis i am so convinced this is a curse. don't lose hope we can still bang the next one 🫡
Real MadridBetis1 - 0Real Madridit was SO BAD i want to give you a zero, but that’s not possible, so i give you a one. VINE BOOM
Real MadridBetis1 - 0Real MadridI don’t want to talk about it
Real MadridBetis1 - 0Real MadridThe defence was great, but focusing on defence doesn't win you games. Everybody slips up. Our attack was atrocious, everybody fumbled, aimed horribly. I expect more from Vini especially with how his past performances have been. Although Kylian didn't have a great game we cannot depend on him scoring a penalty in order to save us from losing. Arda Güler, truly a baller and Dean Huijsen what a 4. That's Sergio Ramos slowly creeping up. Loses were always gonna come, important thing is to push through, learn and not repeat. Hala Madrid 🤍
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 0Malaga
PEAK MOURINHO BALL IN 1ST HALF Trent and Bellingham UNREAL Cucurella will bring us trophies i know Kyks goal, Arda goal That's 4 stars because it should have been 7-0
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 0MalagaHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND THANK YOU REAL MADRID FOR GIVING ME A 4-0 BIRTHDAY GIFT WITH THE ARDA GOAL CAKE AND THE CLEAN SHEET CHERRY ON TOP trent alexander-arnold are you in pain from carrying this entire team on your back. holy FAWK. masterclass from trent. also really happy w cucu starting he was GREAT. over the moon w jude and kyky in the first half and despite the nothingburger second half arda goal was EXCELLENT love love love love love !!! really really wonderful game i’m super happy let’s keep it going HALA MADRID 🤍🤍
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 0MalagaFinally a cleansheet, we needed that. What a performance from Trent, Mourinho thats your sign to start him more. Wonderful game for Bellingham as well, if that shot hadn't hit the post it would've been insane. The second half was rough, but im not too mad about it. Very happy about the Arda goal and the Vini assist.
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