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Wirtz of wisdom

Wirtz of wisdom

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Created 3 days ago
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Wirtz case scenario
Wirtz case scenario@alexanderthegreat
5h ago

First loss with Iraola 💔💔

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
11
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

a letter to liverpool: 3 weeks. i waited 3 weeks. anticipation and excitement filled my heart, as i thought of all the endless possibilities of the ending to this match. pride filled my veins. my mind was filled with fantasies of szobo kissing the badge after scoring a free kick, a gakpo dagger and isak winner to seal it all off. but that’s not what happened. you couldn’t allow me to live with those thoughts. injury plagued our 3 best players. but it’s okay right? city will be rattled. they’re coming to a locked and loaded anfield. we’ll show them how the league feels about their charges. but we didn’t. first half sold me a dream. delight filled my body. i thought we would do it. despite the injuries we’ve incurred, i though it would work out. then the red came. my silliness took a physical form when the ref showed grav a red. i knew that was the moment i never knew how right i would be. this was fucking embarrassing. we let these cheats score and shoot 3 at anfield. i’ve never seen a team crack under pressure like how you have today. this was an absolute nightmare. you would’ve thought we had 114 the way we broke apart. i am enraged. if i continue to type, i fear i might get banned. my heart is in pieces. my sanity is hanging onto a thread. liverpool, i am distraught.

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
16
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
bibi
bibi@bibilically.accurate
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

Gained 114 bald spots js watching this #balding2026

Player of the match
Virgil van Dijk
Liverpool
6
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
ekitikeisthegoat
ekitikeisthegoat@aliza
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

WHEN DOKU SMASHES MACCA IN THE CHEST IT’S OKAY BUT WHEN GRAVENBERCH BARELY TOUCHES DOKU HE GETS A YELLOW BARE IN MIND DOKU DIVED WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS REF IS FROM MANCHESTER ON MY LIFE THAT WAS NEVER A RED AND OFC THEY START SCORING AFTER CHEATS I HOPE THEY ENJOYED THEIR LAST TIME PLAYING AT ANFIELD

6
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
DavidjSpence
DavidjSpence@davidekitike
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

Congratulate the referee who handed the game to the club with 115 charges!

Player of the match
Chris Kavanagh (Referee)
Referee
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Nemo
Nemo@notnaima
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

Half of Liverpool is injured and this is what I have to sit through after international break

Player of the match
Virgil van Dijk
Liverpool
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
den
den@den
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

doku everytime he plays pool fc

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Urke
Urke@cureboss
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

It all went down after red

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
La Liga
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
fatima
fatima@celznias
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

this review is just gonna be me dumping out MY THOUGHTS and MY OPINIONS. u might not agree and thats fine but im just sick of it and need to get it off my chest cuz a lot of the stuff i mention has been on my mind for a while. earlier i saw a few madridistas in chat dunking on real and at the time it really annoyed me bc i thought yk its our first game back and we should give the players a chance, but after this i hate to say it but i was proven wrong. this team is so dysfunctional its actually impressive. deep down, i think vini and mbappe might be one of the worst things to happen to real madrid in quite some time. we have all these superstars and big names, but do they actually know how to play together? NO. im not questioning either kylian or vini’s technicality on the pitch, but their mentalities make them WAY too easy for opponents to break their rhythm. we’re not winning shit with them unless mourinho actually does something. i think diomande, espi, arda, and jude are generally hungrier than mbappe and vini. these guys have reached such levels of arrogance and self importance that its been dragging them AND the team down. ill be honest i feel like one of them just needs to leave, it would be better for madrid and for the player themself. like if ur gonna be all prideful can u at least have the stats to show for it?? for example everything mbappe does feels like he does it more for himself and his image rather than for the actual team. it feels like hes always campaigning himself. what pisses me off EVEN MORE is that madrid have spent the last two fucking years burning through managers because the players and the board keep becoming scapegoats instead of confronting the deeper problems. we need to stop looking for ppl to blame bc the problems r coming from multiple different directions.

11
Premier League
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

carrick let a 10 man, 20th totenham side with solanke who skied 8 shots score against him🤣🤣🤣🤣 the jokes just write themselves

Player of the match
Stuart Attwell (Referee)
Referee
Premier League
Chelsea5 - 1Bournemouth
Wirtz case scenario
Wirtz case scenario@alexanderthegreat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Hendo masterclass 🥹 #unc still got it #hattrick

Player of the match
Jordan Henderson
Chelsea
Premier League
Chelsea5 - 1Bournemouth
ekitikeisthegoat
ekitikeisthegoat@aliza
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

I PREDICTED HENDO MASTERCLASS ❤️‍🩹 also great game and jp morgan at it again 🔥 those fpl points 😏

Player of the match
Jordan Henderson
Chelsea
7
Premier League
Chelsea5 - 1Bournemouth
selin
selin@selinv
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

no words needed why cant we pick 2 motm what if the whole team is amazing ???? 💔💔💔 #justiceforchelsea

Player of the match
Jordan Henderson
Chelsea
1