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20 | she/her Here to entertain you with Serie A shenanigans Italian football is shit but it’s MY shit🥹
Juventus0 - 3Lazio
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 8: PFFFFFFT😭😭😭 I KNEW IT I KNEW JUVENTUS WOULD GET BELT TO ASS BY LAZIO😭😭😭 even though both groups were kind of similiar in terms of football they played tonight JUVE IS ALLERGIC TO GOALSSS. You could replace juve’s starting 11 with bookd serie a goats and we’d win😭
Lazio
Milan3 - 2Atalanta
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 7: I liked that it was peak. I didnt like that it was milan doing this peak (#conflictofinterest). But best believe im so ready to defend this wicked team whenever it catches strays from random kids cuz ONLY I am allowed to hate on them. I also liked that many people tuned in to watch this bullshittery, exactly how goat isi intended😍
Milan
Fiorentina1 - 3Como
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 6: This was the first time in my life that i see “Como” and “Cheating” in the same sentence thanks to Lucas.😭 To be realistic, there was smth quite fishy with how var was moving today at the end of the first half👀👀👀 Ironic for a league that changed refereeing guidelines for less time wasting while var today took idk 7 MINUTES????😭 No there is no salvation for fiorentina, unless they throw Alex Jimenez out.
Como
Udinese0 - 3Lecce
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 5: When Udinese realised that, in order to win a game, you need to not only keep the ball in posession and press but also go forward attacking and shoot that mf ball, it was already 90+4th minute and Marco Guida blew his fvcking whistle🔥🖊️ This lack of action and confidence from Udinese is why they might barely survive relegation this year. As for lecce, great job, keep it up😍
Roma2 - 0Genoa
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 4: Roma, half the team out, malen sentenced for attempted murder since a week ago, slow tempo vs the almighty genoa tonight. Somehow they did deliver 2 goals clean sheet 3 points. I knew they were gonna struggle but they were lowk lucky to get over ts SAFE AND SOUND I GUESS?🤨
Roma
Bologna1 - 3InterSerie A shenanigans season 7 episode 3: Surprise surprise… REMONTADA GIMMICK. I was so ready to accept my fate that we would lose because i mean, its BOLOGNA. in RENATO DALL’ARA. And this fixture is NEVER easy. But i forgot i support inter and inter LOVES a good remontada in our serie peAk. I should’ve known dat Also bonny thoo👀
Inter
Venezia1 - 0Napoli
Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 2: …… … Who was gonna tell me that the almotherfvckingmighty venezia would grab three points… FROM NAPOLIIII😭😭😭 IMAGINE PULLING UP TONS OF SHOTS AND CHANCES AND A LOT MORE POSSESSION ONLY FOR THAT ONE FRIEND IN GROUP PROJECTS TO SCORE ONE PAST YOU😭 MASSIMILIANO ALLEGRI, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
Venezia
Frosinone4 - 2Sassuolo
Serie peAk shenanigans season 7 episode 1: Hello PEAKnation, serie PEAK is back and we got to witness this matchPEAK between PEAKinone and PEAKuolo in this PEAKday nightttt😍🔥‼️ Random prem mfs and laliga kids will never experience the pure joys of such PEAK, like always, while we Serie PEAK fans are well fed hehe🙂↕️✌🏻 This was absolute PEAK beauty, with end to end PEAKball and many actions, both teams giving everyPEAK but PEAKinone showed what they are capable of doing. You heard it here first, WE are actually going to see them compete in europe. Good night PEAK goats and stay tuned for more PEAKanigans😍😍😍
FrosinoneAtalanta3 - 1Pafos
Along with Brighton, i see Atalanta as another big contender for the trophy but it will take some hard work for them to get back on track after the fall off they had last season (which i might know why👀)
Atalanta
Brighton4 - 0Kauno Žalgiris
🚨‼️‼️You heard it here first: Brighton will win the conference league. And i can back it, look at the football they’ve been playing especially in the prem
Brighton
Freiburg3 - 2Jablonec
I actually expected more from freiburg to be honest. I dont even know why😔✌🏻
Egnatia Rrogozhinë1 - 1Midtjylland
I know no one will see this but i gotta say it anyway: Even if this is a draw, i love seeing an albanian team finally make it to the european stage. Good luck for egnatia, they’ll make the whole nation proud, no matter what🥹
Egnatia Rrogozhinë
Universitatea Craiova1 - 1Getafe
Conference league shenanigans because im getting invested in that: GETAFE DID NOT PLAY HARAMBALL????
Feyenoord3 - 2ComoForget the shenanigans, como is also a shenanigan. Solid 4 match. -0.5 because of nico paz st gimmick. Cesc bbg dont do this again. Also why does robert sanchez exist?…
FeyenoordInter3 - 4Club Brugge KV
Inter shenanigans… or should i say INTER IS THE SHENANIGAN… OF ABSOLUTE DOOM AND AGONY. LOOK AT MY TEAM DAWG WE’RE GETTING GROUPED AT THE LEAGUE STAGE😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥
Club Brugge KV
Torino2 - 1UdineseSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 10: THE MIGHTY TORINO IS BAAAAAAAACKKK AND WE ALL FVCKING CHEEREDDDD😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉I was so sure Torino would win this knowing the type of football Udinese play as the minutes go by.
TorinoAtalanta3 - 1VeneziaSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 9: At this moment i felt a glimpse of the days of Gasperini’s 2023-2025 Atalanta, which would deliver good football. I was yearning for this version of Atalanta and they decided to run it back today… AGAINST THE MIGHTY VENEZIA?? GIRL THERE ARE BIGGER FISH YOU NEED TO FRY, GET TF UP😭
Atalanta
Cagliari1 - 1JuventusSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 8: I hereby declare that serie A hate by random laliga and prem kids will in NO way shape or form be tolerated. Not under isi’s, tala’s and all serie a fans’ watch. Because WE are the only ones who can diss Juventus for dropping a DISASTERCLASS tonight because WE ACTUALLY watched these mfs so we know what they’re like. Seriously, are they this allergic to scoring? HOW SHIT COULD YOU BE FOR KOLO MUANI TO BE YOUR GOALSCORER?😭😭😭 On the other hand, good job cagliari. This has been a cool underdog story so far and i want it to continue. Not to mention caprile is goated. If i was him performing like prime buffon against the big boys i would flex it for the rest of my life👀
CagliariSassuolo1 - 1MilanSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 7: 90 minutes at the Bernabeu are long but from what i’ve seen, 90 minutes in the Mapei Stadium - Citta del Tricolore are longer👀😭. Thats how long it took Milan to stink up the entire stadium against the almighty Sassuolo. You and I both know that they are preserving their energy to give us a scary halloween at San Siro, i mean it’s inevitable oh lord nuke me…
SassuoloLecce1 - 2BolognaSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 6: Alright… Bologna is alive, and well. I hadnt heard from them since a while ago but finally they gave signs of life. (Would be shameful if they dropped points tho👀)
BolognaLazio3 - 1Monza
Serie A shenanigans season 6 episode 5: No Lazio, beating the living shit out of monza will NOT make up for your red counterpart not even scoring at all. Speaking of roma clubs tho:
LazioComo0 - 0RomaSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 4: ALL THIS HARD WORK. ALL THIS HARD WORK I HAVE PUT IN THIS GODFORSAKEN APP TO UPLIFT THE ITALIAN LEAGUE AND SHOW PEOPLE WHAT THEY DONT WANT TO SEE ABOUT SERIE A… 😭😭😭 ALL OF IT GONE DOWN TO THE MOTHERFVCKING DRAIN because Roma and Como decided to lose all their shooting abilities when it mattered the most and decided today was the day for the wicked 0-0. When the unstoppable force met the immovable object, they DID deliver pure entertainment but HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT YOU NEED TO FINISH THIS SHIT😭😭😭 Also wtf was that referee substitution?👀
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
Roses are red Violets are blue I got my 3 points Real madrid idgaf about you
Napoli3 - 0FrosinoneSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 3: When i say napoli will pull a masterclass, they do shit. When i say napoli will do proper allegri ball, they have a peak game. They will NEVER meet my expectations, no matter what. I still believe in frosinone tho, suerly cant expect them to beat a big team but they are a team to look out for in serie a this season. Better luck next match😔✌🏻
NapoliInter3 - 0Parma
Serie A shenanigans season 6 episode 2: THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL‼️ Inter FVCKING FINALLY didnt do remontada gimmick, absomotherfvckinglutely dominating Parma right away and calling it a day. They had maybe one more goal in them in the second half but #okeyillletthatslide👀 THIS is what typa results we should bring in.
InterGenoa2 - 1FiorentinaSerie A shenanigans season 6 episode 1: WE’RE BAAAACK😍😍😍 but fiorentina isnt… Genoa did a good game maximizing from it, good enough to kind of bring them back on track and i feel sorry for underestimating them this match. BUT OH MAN FIORENTINA…
Genoa
Argentina3 - 0Benin
No matter what, i will ALWAYS cherish the years of pure magic that messi has brought into football. Man how beautiful this sport is…
Albania2 - 1San Marino
I FVCKING KNEW WE WERE GONNA DO SMTH, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ME, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT Also shoutout to nene for this peak pic🙂↕️
Albania
Italy3 - 1Türkiye
“Isi how much did you like this match?” Me: PIOOOOOO
Italy
Rep. Of Ireland1 - 1Israel
Ireland… i dont know what to say…
Netherlands2 - 1Serbia
‼️🚨WARNING‼️🚨 SERBIA THREATENS TO PLAY FOOTBALL! I REPEAT, SERBIA THREATENS TO PLAY FOOTBALL!
Kosovo1 - 1Austria
Oh man if only my glorious kosova kept the lead…
Argentina7 - 0Burkina Faso
Friendly shenanigans part idk: Ladies and gentlemen, we’re taking this moment specifically to deliver you a… MASTANTUONO GOAL??? Also damn this team is starting to have anyone scoring. Contrary to popular belief, i can say that the future of argentina’s football is in safe hands.
Croatia0 - 7England
Croatia vs England shenanigans: Croatia too threatens to play football as they get absolute BELT to their ASS. This was one unsuccessful england hatewatch but tuchelball redemption arc? Can’t rlly say no to that👀 Also shoutout to ruby for her PEAK posters they’re such a joy to look at
England
Finland2 - 1AlbaniaFINLAND VS ALBANIA SHENANIGANS: Both countries threatened to play football today at 3pm. It was an absolute abomination that i would NEVER wish on my worst enemy. And we were so shit, don’t even-
FinlandInter2 - 0Lumezzane
🚨‼️INTER SHENANIGANS DURING THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK??: Who was going to tell me that this team gave up that remontada gimmick for one friendly vs Lumezzane (serie C team) while everyone and their mama is too focused on national teams? But hey not a bad result, except we should be doing this with them top teams instead of pretending to play like we’ve never seen a ball in the first half smh😔✌🏻
Bosnia & Herzegovina1 - 1Sweden
Gyokeres whenever he wears that sweden jersey:
France1 - 1ItalyIsi cried when she saw the state of both french AND italian football
Israel0 - 0KosovoKosova, you had ONE JOB my brothers. ONE FVCKING JOB