USA2 - 0Australia

Popovic likely got the lineup wrong, but what on earth was that refereeing performance. If that was in Qatar people would be up in arms over it
Czechia1 - 1South Africa

A pretty poor match, happy that South Africa have a point on the board though

Czechia
England4 - 2Croatia

Yeah that’ll do. Unbelievable reaction to a relatively disappointing first half. Shoutout Elliot Anderson for being really really good

England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR

How has Roberto Martinez managed to make Vitinha look average then

Portugal
Austria3 - 1Jordan

This is why LeBron is above Jordan all time


Austria
France3 - 1Senegal

Yeah fine Mbappe might be decent at football I guess.


France
Saudi Arabia1 - 1Uruguay

Yeah this one was not worth losing 2 hours of sleep for. Uruguay are #bad, Saudi Arabia aren’t good and my sleep score is even worse

Saudi Arabia
Belgium1 - 1Egypt

Do not care what anybody says, that’s Big Rom’s goal. I simply do not care about the facts.


Egypt
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands

The World Cup is just absolutely class, isn’t it?

Cape Verde Islands
Germany7 - 1Curaçao

As far as 7-1 scorelines go, I think this was actually a really good watch. Curaçao scoring their equaliser is easily moment of the tournament for me. Really difficult to pick a POTM for Germany

Germany
Australia2 - 0Türkiye

Masterclass from Popovic’s tricky Socceroos. Oh they can play

Australia
Haiti0 - 1Scotland

Not sure what the referee had against the Haitians, but they played really well despite some questionable decisions

Scotland
Netherlands2 - 2Japan


Netherlands
Brazil1 - 1Morocco

Gabriel when he’s not in a 6 CB Arteta system is just very average, which I think makes for great viewing

Morocco
Qatar1 - 1Switzerland

First half was fun, second half was abysmal. Switzerland got what they deserved in the end

Qatar
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina


Bosnia & Herzegovina
Mexico2 - 0South Africa


Mexico
Tottenham1 - 1Leeds


Tottenham
Barcelona2 - 0Real Madrid

Barcelona are a delight to watch when they’re in full flow


Barcelona
Nott'm Forest1 - 1Newcastle


Nott'm Forest
West Ham0 - 1Arsenal

A fine match of football. Not sure how anybody can be heavily invested in the Premier League though. Can’t celebrate a 90th minute equaliser until they’ve spent 6 minutes reviewing it
Stevenage0 - 1Stockport County

Not arsed anyway, Breakspear loved it though.
Hull City0 - 0Millwall

Decent result for Millwall, not the end of the world for Hull. A pretty boring watch for the neutral though.

Millwall
Chelsea0 - 1Man United

When life gives you Fernandes….


Man United
Man United2 - 1Brentford

How good is Casemiro? Unc still has it

Man United
Man United3 - 2Liverpool

Watching Man Utd counter attack is a thing of beauty 😮💨

Man United
Bradford0 - 1Stevenage

Played for a 0-0 and came away with a 1-0 win. The Stevenage way

Stevenage
Nott'm Forest1 - 0Aston Villa

Elliot Anderson 👍

Nott'm Forest
Leeds3 - 1Burnley

Burnley just aren’t very good. They’ll somehow win the championship next season though

Leeds
Chelsea1 - 3Nott'm Forest

A truly splendid hate watch

Nott'm Forest
Aston Villa1 - 2Tottenham

Was really hoping that this would be an entertaining match. It wasn’t, it really wasn’t. Fair play to Tottenham though, best they’ve looked in a while

Tottenham
Everton3 - 3Man City

Unbelievable second half. That third City goal felt inevitable, but what a game

Man City
Melbourne Victory0 - 1Sydney

On an unbiased level, this game was fine. On a biased level it absolutely sucked

Sydney
Arsenal1 - 0Atletico Madrid

I was awake but also mentally asleep during this entire match

Arsenal
Bayern1 - 1PSG

PSG did what they had to do, making Bayern look hopeless at the Allianz is one hell of an achievement

PSG
Stevenage2 - 2Lincoln

A rare entertaining Stevenage match, last minute goal was gutting. Great result nonetheless

Stevenage
Stevenage1 - 0Wigan

Okay yeah the game itself was a 2/5 at best, but that ending was a 6/5, so we’ll even it out to a 4/5. We’re in the playoffs babyyyyyy

Stevenage
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