barcelona’s groupie

Santos2 - 2Flamengo

eu amo ser uma futura estudante de enfermagem. eu amava anatomia, mas o que eu mais gostava de estudar era o coração. mas, de todas as formas possíveis, eu amo ainda mais o seu. se existisse uma aula para estudar a sua anatomia, eu seria a primeira a me matricular. eu ia querer aprender cada ventrículo e cada veia. quero ser a sua aorta, só para transportar uma forma de amor por todo o seu corpo, constantemente, sem parar. juro que, às vezes, consigo sentir meu coração batendo no mesmo ritmo que o seu. e se alguém colocasse um estetoscópio no meu peito, eu prometo que ouviria o seu nome entre cada batida, seguido pelas palavras: "eu te amo."

Player of the match

Neymar

Santos

Santos2 - 0Goias

i owe that random goias defender my entire life.

Player of the match

Neymar

Santos

Internacional2 - 1Corinthians

deus dobra a zica do corinthians e passa ela pro flamengo amanha contra o meu santos pfvr #jennarinatkale

Player of the match

Andre

Corinthians

Friendlies

Argentina3 - 0Benin

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

Copa America

Argentina1 - 0Brazil

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Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

Saudi Arabia2 - 0United Arab Emirates

خرا على خالد عيسى وخرا على خليفة الحمادي وخرا على كوامي وخرا على ماركوس ميلوني وخرا على إيريك وخرا على يحيى نادر وخرا على نيكولاس خيمينيز وخرا على فابيو ليما وخرا على علي صالح وخرا على حارب عبدالله وخرا على سلطان عادل وخرا على زلاتكو داليتش وخرا على دولة الإمارات العربية المتحدة بكبرها تدرون كيف خرا على جنة بعد فوقهم أنا الغبية اللي مالت علي وعلى ويهي إني صدقتكم وثقت فيكم يا حمير عشان تسوون شي عدل لمرة وحدة بحياتكم صدق الأمل هو اللي يذبح عمى بعينكم يعني أنا ليش عشت أصلاً ليت تريلة داعمتني في الخط ولا إني أرجع البيت وأشوفكم تلعبون بهالخايسة والزق أصلاً الكل يدري إنكم إسرائيل الخليج وها أنتوا تثبتون هالشي ولعبكم خايس وخرا مثل منتخبهم أنا أكرهكم كلكم وأكره السعودية بعد كل حد من السعودية زق إلا إذا كنتوا لابوبو ولا عدنان يعني بس حتى الحين أكرهكم أنتوا الاثنين بعد فـ طز فيكم وطز في حياتي هذا أزق وألعن يوم بحياتي أنا ليش معصبة ومحترقة جي أصلاً ترا حتى الدورة مش علي ما أعرف وما يهمني يلا باي

Coupe de la Ligue

Amiens0 - 2PSG

january fucking 10th, 2018 fucking neymar in amiens fucking 0-2 fucking psg saved my fucking life.

Player of the match

Neymar

PSG

Coupe de la Ligue

Amiens0 - 2PSG

180110 neymar genuinely owns my heart, body, soul, mind, spirit, brain, bones, blood, organs, veins, pelvic floor, fallopian tubes, ovaries, arteries, capillaries, muscles, tendons, ligaments, cartilage, bone marrow, skin, hair, teeth, nerves, neurons, synapses, cells, undeveloped frontal lobe, collagen, hippocampus, serotonin, iris, areolas, my gräfenberg spot, dna, cerebellum, hemoglobin, ribosomes, lymphocytes, mitochondria, cerebral cortex, dopamine, chromosomes, keratin, platelets, spinal cord, melanin, amino acids, adrenal glands, cardiac output, plasma, thyroid, axons, potassium levels, alveoli, genetic code, insulin, connective tissue, autonomic nervous system, nucleotides, renal function, oxygen saturation, pituitary gland, antibodies, myelin sheath, epithelial tissue, cytokines, cardiac rhythm, cytoplasm, liver enzymes, lymph nodes, cerebrospinal fluid, electrolytes, pulmonary capacity, endocrine function, calcium levels, immune responses, gastrointestinal tract, metabolic rate, cellular membrane, respiratory volume, EVERY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN, vascular system, entire biological makeup, physical form, emotional stability, mental capacity, will to live, right lung, left lung, both kidneys, liver, spleen, pancreas, c1 atlas, c2 axis, c3 cervical vertebra, c4 cervical vertebra, c5 cervical vertebra, c6 cervical vertebra, c7 cervical vertebra, t1 thoracic vertebra, t2 thoracic vertebra, t3 thoracic vertebra, t4 thoracic vertebra, t5 thoracic vertebra, t6 thoracic vertebra, t7 thoracic vertebra, t8 thoracic vertebra, t9 thoracic vertebra, t10 thoracic vertebra, t11 thoracic vertebra, t12 thoracic vertebra, l1 lumbar vertebra, l2 lumbar vertebra, l3 lumbar vertebra, l4 lumbar vertebra, l5 lumbar vertebra, s1 sacral vertebra, s2 sacral vertebra, s3 sacral vertebra, s4 sacral vertebra, s5 sacral vertebra, my coccygeal vertebra, my Ok i think you lot get it. i’m so f**king sorry.

Player of the match

Neymar

PSG

Ligue 1

PSG6 - 2Toulouse

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Player of the match

Neymar

PSG

Spain3 - 1Czechia

i really hate everybody in the discussion who supported spain but

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Spain

Sao Paulo1 - 2Santos

o santos tem que agradecer muito ao gabigol por manter os santistas vivos pq se n fosse por ele ia ter um monte de processo por suicidio e a culpa ia ser toda deles

Player of the match

Gabriel Barbosa

Santos

Barcelona6 - 1Celtic

HOLYSHIT NEW NEYMAR COVER I SWEAR THIS WAS FOR ME I LOVE BOOKD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Player of the match

Neymar

Barcelona

Barcelona6 - 1Celtic

me pt3

Player of the match

Neymar

Barcelona

Barcelona6 - 1Celtic

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Player of the match

Neymar

Barcelona

United Arab Emirates1 - 1Qatar

i hate this entire team

La Liga

Barcelona7 - 0Levante

so que ai eu acabei optano pelo coração 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 falei “ah mano meu sonho eh joga no bar😭😭😭😭😭ce😭😭😭😭😭😭lona😭😭😭😭😭😭, ronaldinho jogo la, messi ta la, meu sonho eh joga com messi, meu sonho eh jogar com messi” e ai falei “ah, vou pro barcelona” e ai decidi ir pro barcelona 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Player of the match

Neymar

Barcelona

Spain4 - 1Croatia

lamine brace + nico goal 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i must have taken a portal into 2022 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Spain

Saudi Arabia2 - 0Iraq

Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification

a keychain vs a brown dachshund

Lesotho0 - 2Morocco

Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami

wallahi they won for me and me personally

Player of the match

Brahim Díaz

Morocco

MLS

Kawkab Marrakech2 - 3Hassania Agadir

when my eyes have the audacity to open in the morning so i curse my entire lineage going back to genghis khan cos that means i have to wake up and see the goat lose to some random fucks from columbus

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Inter Miami

Botola Pro

marrakech when i want them to win one fucking match

Bahrain0 - 3United Arab Emirates

Santos Laguna1 - 0Pachuca

me pt2 يا الإمارات أنا أحبج والله مدري شلون أشرح هالشعور بس اليوم حسيت إني أحبج أكثر من أي وقت، من بداية المباراة وأنا بين الخوف والأمل وأقول خلاص بنخسر وبنعيش نفس المعاناة مرة ثانية، بس الحين عقب هالفوز نسيت كل شي والله، نسيت التوتر ونسيت السب ونسيت إني قبل شوي كنت أقول خلاص ما أبي أشوف كورة بحياتي، الحين قاعده أفكر شلون أتكلم عنكم أكثر وأخرط عن حبي للإمارات لين باجر، لأن صدق ما في شي يخليني أفرح وأتوتر وأعيش المباراة بكل هالشكل غيركم، اليوم بس عرفت إن مهما زعلت منكم ومهما قلت خلاص ما عاد فيني، برجع أحبكم من أول وجديد، الإمارات والله إن لج مكان بقلبي ما أعرف أوصفه

Liga MX

Los Angeles Galaxy3 - 2Colorado Rapids

triple santos laguna luck and give it all to santos fc 🥰🥰🥰😍😍💯😍💯😍💯💯💞💯💞💯😍

MLS

see how we win after reus gets subbed on

Player of the match

Marco Reus

Los Angeles Galaxy

Barcelona6 - 1PSG

“neymar’s not the goat”

Player of the match

Neymar

Barcelona

England2 - 3Spain

Brother tomorrow ⏰💯 My Moroccan family of 271,000 🇲🇦💔❤️ and I am officially moving to 📍London, Manchester, Birmingham, Liverpool and all across England 🏴❤️☕️🇬🇧✈️🏡 We are so excited and soooo ready to bring our beautiful Maghribi culture, traditions, food, chaos and vibes to England inshaallah 🥰🇲🇦❤️😂🤲🏼✨🍵🍲🫶🏼 We will be arriving with the whole family, the cousins, the aunties, the uncles, the grandparents, everybody 😭😭😭👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💯💯💯 271,000 strong and absolutely NO ONE is staying behind 😭🇲🇦❤️✈️ We are bringing the djellabas, the mint tea, the couscous, the tagine, the darija, the hospitality, the loud family gatherings and approximately 700 plates of food with us 😭😭🍵🥘🍲🇲🇦❤️ England better be ready because the Maghribis have landedddddd 🫡🇲🇦🏴☕️😂❤️🔥 inshaallah this is the beginning of a beautiful new chapter for the entire family 🤲🏼🥰✨🇲🇦🇬🇧❤️ LONG LIVE MAGHRIB 🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦 and welcome to our new home England 🏡🏴❤️😭✈️✨

Player of the match

Mikel Oyarzabal

Spain

Kuwait2 - 3Iraq

Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification

Player of the match

Ahmed Basil

Morocco2 - 0Gabon

if we lost this i would’ve killed myself

Player of the match

Yassine Bounou

Morocco

Italy0 - 2Belgium

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Türkiye0 - 1France

im burning my citizenship

Austria3 - 1Israel

israel trying to win against anything that aren’t innocent little kids they can shoot 😳😳😳

Player of the match

Romano Schmid

Austria

United Arab Emirates4 - 0Yemen

Inter Miami2 - 2San Diego

MLS

pqp neymar burro pra caralho se tivesse ido pro inter miami e parado de ficar de palhaçada nesse santos merda a gente tinha metido o terceiro e completado o msn but whatever

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Inter Miami

Primeira Liga

Porto3 - 1Benfica

benfica de merda

Player of the match

André Silva

Porto

Ligue 1

Marseille1 - 2PSG

all i know is that i want ferran torres to fuck me

Player of the match

Ferran Torres

PSG

Corinthians1 - 3Fluminense

o corinthians vendeu a alma pro milan ganhar hj e por isso eu agradeço a todos os corinthianos

Player of the match

Hulk

Fluminense

Serie A

Milan3 - 0Lecce