Jade

World Cup

France3 - 1Senegal

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Jun 2026

a story in two minutes

Player of the match

Michael Olise

France

World Cup

Belgium1 - 1Egypt

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

wanting Belgium to win but still celebrating every time Courtois concedes

Player of the match

Emam Ashour

Egypt

World Cup

Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

happy for Cape Verde but my god what a shit match that was

Player of the match

Diney Borges

Cape Verde Islands

World Cup

Ivory Coast1 - 0Ecuador

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

Amad Diallo you may be a United player but thank you for saving me from our first 0-0

Player of the match

Wilfried Singo

Ivory Coast

World Cup

Netherlands2 - 2Japan

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

Gakpo is so funny because he constantly puts up the worst performances I have ever seen week in week out yet survives most of the 90 every time

Player of the match

Ryan Gravenberch

Netherlands

World Cup

Germany7 - 1Curaçao

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jun 2026

People laughed when we said that Curaçao could be 2026's Brazil. Well who's laughing now?

Player of the match

Deniz Undav

Germany

World Cup

Haiti0 - 1Scotland

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jun 2026

ginny scores and everyone smiles 🥹 why are all the second halves so boring though so far (bar the Qatar equaliser)

Player of the match

John McGinn

Scotland

World Cup

Brazil1 - 1Morocco

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jun 2026

quite rude for them to play that second half while I’m trying to stay awake tbh, made it very hard also RIP BOZO Gabriel, every time he gets dunked on, an angel gains its wings

Player of the match

Brahim Díaz

Morocco

World Cup

Qatar1 - 1Switzerland

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13 Jun 2026

Dan Ndoye shall pay for his crimes one day

Player of the match

Boualem Khoukhi

Qatar

World Cup

Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jun 2026

guys did you know Ryan Reynolds was in the stands? BBC should’ve mentioned it a few more times imo

Player of the match

Sead Kolašinac

Bosnia & Herzegovina

World Cup

South Korea2 - 1Czech Republic

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jun 2026

how was I supposed to enjoy this? where were the 3 red cards??

Player of the match

Lee Kang-In

South Korea

World Cup

Mexico2 - 0South Africa

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★11 Jun 2026

Sexico

Friendlies

England3 - 0Costa Rica

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★11 Jun 2026

was playing FF7 Remake at the same time so didn’t really pay attention but why were England trying to farm pens all game (good performance tho from what I saw)

Player of the match

Anthony Gordon

England

Friendlies

England1 - 0New Zealand

Jade@jpjoker01

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jun 2026

Ngumoha gen deserves a place in the squad more than some of the bozos actually there after that lmaooo

Player of the match

Rio Ngumoha

England