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New York City2 - 3Philadelphia Union
i am by far not damiani’s biggest fan but today he has moved me with his performance. my optimism a little low after first half expecting us to be stuck losing because we were’t able to finish. thankfully, we really locked in second half (thank god). union always know when to surprise me.
Philadelphia Union
Basel 18932 - 5Barcelonahealings with this one. bisiwu brace has moved me, lamine g/a, hamza goal, adeyemi cooking🙏 work to be done but looking forward to the season fr
Philadelphia Union0 - 2Santos Laguna
the most elite tournament in the world. leagues cup. had a fun time adventuring in what was there of the supporter’s section! (not pictured). this match was absolutely nothing i literally had trouble keeping focus and i was THERE. we played the game we deserved and i am honestly okay with that! anyway, no cavan sullivan ball today but that’s ok. highlight was lukic slipping against the ad thing and then complain about his arm hurt for 10 minutes
Los Angeles1 - 1Club Queretaro
kinda ugly but entertaining watch. let’s see if la can survive based on tomorrow’s results.
Los Angeles
Inter Miami2 - 3Leon
my mom randomly said “the goalkeeper isn’t good” and was referring to novo which made me laugh.
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
ah yes because the “super cup champions” in front of a team’s name means something (entertaining watch thank you)
Tigres UANL1 - 1Vancouver Whitecaps
vancouver finishing with 1 point 💀 thank you barton for giving us a classic 9v11 this leagues cup amen. was expecting an easier tigres win but i will take this.
Columbus Crew1 - 1U.N.A.M. - Pumas
not going to rate bc i was tuned in and out ngl but it was enjoyable from what i was actually tuned in for 😃
Charlotte0 - 1Pachuca
great background noise of a match. i’d like to think it started at the 83rd minute. this was a great time for reflection about how much i dislike this tournament format god save us please.
Club America3 - 1Portland Timbers
all america goals… bellezas bro. stupid away kits and fouls on fouls. thank you for some entertainment on this sunday evening/monday morning.
Philadelphia Union3 - 1Necaxa
a shame one of our better days wasted on this tournament but i will not complain too much! match made me think about the day cavan’s man city clause gets used… not excited AT ALL. anyways, hope we can keep up creativity to get scoring chances in the league. see y’all thursday.
Philadelphia Union
Orlando City1 - 2Leonin another world orlando mightve played well but we live in this one so cheers to león for the win.
New England Revolution0 - 2Houston Dynamo
off day for the revs it seems… thanks guilherme for points on fantasy i owe u my lifeee
Houston Dynamo
Udinese1 - 0Barcelonasacrificing the friuli venezia giulia cup pre-season to win the champions league #let them cook
Barcelona1 - 0Nott'm Forest
eu te amo raph but im still thinking about why there was a hydration break
Tigres UANL0 - 0Minnesota United
joaquin pereyra is such a good penalty taker! if your life depended on a penalty you should definitely ask for him to take it he’s incredible.
Columbus Crew2 - 1Pachucaseeing gazdag was like seeing a ghost im ctfu anyways Very questionable ref epidemic happening in the leagues cup but good game
Cruz Azul1 - 0Philadelphia Unioni would pay a good dollar or two to hear the reason philly didn’t get a pen towards the end… seems sus 🤨 anyways back to our not being able to finish gimmick. really frustrating when you see them try and cook and expect nothing as a result but whatever. i came into this with no intention of them winning but came out satisfied the loss wasn’t worse LMAO. doop ig
Philadelphia Union3 - 2Atlanta United
philadelphia union heritage has been achieved once again. losing until the 95 minute at home to a 10 man atlanta and then BAM. there’s a bunch of frustration along the way but just want to say i’m wishing a bright future for neil pierre as he continues his career and wagner thank you for coming home 😭😭
Philadelphia Union
Philadelphia Union1 - 0Seattle Sounders
happy doopmas in july!! pretty average match but being in person vibes are just too good. kind of frustrating we couldn’t score again and have it be onside but a win is a win and happy to be back!!
Philadelphia Union3 - 1New York Red Bulls
quinn is back 🥹 and even better we have 10 points meaning we’re still last! 😃 still thinking about that last almost goal and how it didn’t go in. spanish commentator was genuinely baffled for like 3 minutes and i was right there with him. do we have a backline? no not really but we’ll get there eventually. 💙 giving cavan motm simply because he had his moments and i appreciated them greatly. see y’all saturday.
Philadelphia Union
Spain1 - 0Argentina
replay was on so i watched it with my dad. lowkey i think the craziest part about this now was seeing some argentina players not take the loss well at all. 😭 a game of times but watching it again appreciated spain’s dominance and a shame argentina didnt get more yellows LMFAO.
SpainSpain1 - 0Argentinai have never felt so out of my seat for a final that isn’t for my team than i have for this one. 😭😭 sure it wasn’t entertaining but thank fully it ended before pens LMFAOO sad the wc is over :( this app has been so fun to have while watching all the matches. anyways viva fc barcelona 5everrr
Spain
England0 - 0Ghana
if you see people say this one was bad… they were right bc😭😭😭
France4 - 6Englandthat was great for everyone but olise probably
EnglandEngland1 - 2Argentinathis is just proof elder abuse can get you to the world cup final man 😭
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2Spainmbappe special from france and my cubarsi stocks are up. impressive performance from spain. at some point i saw france in this tournament as unstoppable but i’m glad i was proven wrong.
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
tried supporting switzerland this is what i got…
Norway1 - 2Englandare you ready to try and kill argentina with your pheromones jude bellingham congrats to norway for exceeding expectations honestly. wasn’t their best but it’s been wonderful watching.
EnglandSpain2 - 1Belgium
watched this with my friends :3 this stressed me out but vamos españa viva pau cubarsi idc what they say la roja lives to see another day 🙏🙏
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
probably needed subway surfers and family guy on the side to watch this one tbh it wasnt feeling a qf to me sorry 😭🙏 at least that disgrace hakimi going home
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
colombia didnt deserve to go out this way but match was actually poo in a kettle my god
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
depending on who you ask this might be the best or worse game you could ask for. personally? script so crazy even ai couldnt generate it.
Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgiumhonestly after years of supporting the usmnt let me just say im disappointed but not surprised. i’m happy we were able to do what we did throughout the tournament. definitely stirred some things.. and even surprised some people. seeing the spirit of football into the united states in general and seeing my local communities do their own things in honor of the world cup was the best part of the experience. just hope we come back stronger!
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spaini might be 24% spanish but today i am 100% glad this painful game is OVER. good bye ronaldo. have fun thinking about this 7 game tournament at the airport. 😭
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandthis game was literally just this meme x100 pure cinema
EnglandBrazil1 - 2NorwayNEYMAR É A CARA DO FRACASSO. CASEMIRO EU NUNCA MAIS QUERO OUVIR SEU NOME EM MINHA VIDA. we played the tournament we deserved. most of you being USELESS 😭😭😭 haaland you are now my friend congratulations have a good night thank you.
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1Franceshowing my kids this game when they ask what anti-football is. game was boring but it’s clear to me now some of you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (copa libertadores). anyways paraguay is paraguay so im not surprised they brought el bendito fútbol sudamericano for one last dance against france. on the other hand… france’s performance was quite … average to me. :) rip another conmebol soldier
Paraguay
Canada0 - 3Moroccothe worst person you know probably just celebrated canada’s loss. may hakimi find something to be sad about soon.