
Augsburg2 - 2Bayern


offside fc😭😭😭


Bayern Munich
England2 - 3Spain


only watched second half and my god harry kane you’re going to hell for that penalty miss. jude my goat i love you

England
Türkiye0 - 1France


the midfield actually existed this game thank god. got a kyky goal and olise assist i’m so happy but wtf france??? 64 possession but only scored once? kylian please heal i beg. UPA AND KONE MY GOATS THANK YOU

France
Netherlands1 - 1Germany


had more fights than goals😭😭😭 mad netherlands didn’t win but i’ll take the draw
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid


real madrid when you start using your money on midfielders i’ll start taking us seriously
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal


i only watched the second half but holy was that entertaining.
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid


REAL MADRID YOU’RE GOING TO HELL FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE. courtois, espi, arda, and kyky i love you thank you. vini i don’t even know what to say because i want you to play good but something has been stopping you from doing that these past few games. Also conceding 2 fcking goals??? against elche???? brother i thought we would statpad this game but we barely even survived.

Real Madrid
Man United0 - 1Man City


united you fcking fumbled against a city that’s one man down AT OLD TRAFFORDDD. like genuinely embarrassing to watch.
Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano


what’s with real madrid being incapable of playing good for both halves??? kyky my goat i love youuuuu i’m so happy for the arda assist and jude vini link up but when are we going to fix this midfield??? genuinely so horrible to watch. courtois saved us again.

Real Madrid
Chelsea2 - 2Hull City


only watched the second half and wasn’t really rooting for either tbh. was fun asf to watch tho

Chelsea
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter


COURTOIS YOU DESERVE AN AWARD FOR THIS THANK YOUUUU. we need to fix this midfield i swear this game almost gave me a heart attack. i’ll excuse this by the fact that we don’t have arda, silva, and cama. thank you fede and kyky yall saved my mental health till the 12th.

Real Madrid
Real Madrid4 - 0Malaga


CLEANSHEET FINALLY BELLIGOAL, KYKY GOAL, AND ARDA GOALL 🙏🙏🙏 cucu i swear you’re my goat, both him and trent need to start every game idgaf.

Real Madrid
Lille2 - 2PSG


successful ferran hatewatch i’m actually pissed lille fumbled this omg 2 goals in 5 minutes? lmao fairs

PSG
Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad


star off for scaring me in the first half but omg FUCKING HEALINGS, kyks hattrick, 2 jude assists, and 2 g/a for vini. I LOVE YOU REAL MADRID

Real Madrid
Rennes2 - 2PSG


watched only second half and only did so to hatewatch ferran torres….. UGHHHHH WHAT A FAILED HATEWATCH THIS WAS
Man City2 - 1Bournemouth


failed hatewatch unfortunately but at least haaland didn’t do shit

Man City
Espanyol1 - 2Real Madrid


vini and kyky why???? why are you guys torturing us? what did we do to deserve this??? arda my goat and jude omfg thank you ESPI I LOVE YOUUUU THANK YOU

Real Madrid
Dortmund1 - 2Bayern


only watched the first half but oh my god michael olise you saved me today. at least one frenchman played good today.

Bayern
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