
Toluca1 - 2U.N.A.M. - Pumas
I think that was a fun match from a neutral standpoint. Pumas made a point by coming back from 1-0 and winning at Toluca. That is definitely not an easy task. Well I’m going to bed now because it’s 1:20 am and now looking like squidward.


U.N.A.M. - Pumas
Cruz Azul2 - 1Puebla
What it felt like watching this match. Damn you Cruz Azul!

Walsall0 - 5Aston Villa
brian madjo remember the name.

Aston Villa
Nashville1 - 0Atlanta United
Nashville and atlanta looked like it would be the worst 0-0 game of all time. The whole chat was not talking about football and then… Alex Muyl was subbed on and nashville looked potent.

Nashville
Kansas City2 - 2San Diego Wave
KC finally played a full game until they didn’t.. that OG was brutal. Pack their goalkeeper up they need a new one.

Kansas City W
Delfin2 - 1Macara
How many times has this damn team played this week jesus. Congrats on Delfin winning they are starting a charge but IDV should still win the league with ease.
Leon2 - 3Atlas
Good watch. Both teams came out looking good. A bit of a worry that goalkeeping for atlas but I’m sure they will clean that up.

Atlas
Atletico San Luis2 - 3Cruz Azul
A leftback with two goals is so Liga mx lol. Don’t translate that meme btw


Cruz Azul
FSV Mainz 054 - 1Kaiserslautern
Yeah let's not play like this when the season starts. But could be worse
Henan Jianye5 - 1Qingdao Jonoon
Didn’t watch but woof the results speak for themselves. Got to go with Ronaldo’s nephew he had two goals and an assist

Henan Jianye
Club Tijuana3 - 1Tigres UANL
Thank you Tijuana. That hate watch was brilliant


Club Tijuana
Necaxa2 - 1Atlante
What a welcome back game from the Liga mx. God I missed this league. First half was a bit dull but the second half gave us a good game. Atlante will be back
England1 - 2Argentina
England hatewatch sucessful.


Argentina
Montreal0 - 0Toronto
Walker was a wall. That is all there is to say.

Toronto
Denver Summit2 - 2Houston Dash
Not quite a five star match but still very fun. Dash attack actually looked potent and Denver has played so well for a team that is in their first season. Wotm has to be ullmark she was involved in both of the Dash’s goals.
Houston Dash W
Seattle Reign2 - 0Portland Thorns
Seattle Dunked on Portland today. That must have felt sweet for reign fans. Dickey POTM. Absolute brick wall.

Seattle Reign FC
Norway1 - 2England
Norway. Heck of a tournament they will be back no doubt. As for england. Kane had a stinker, i legit think it might be coming back.

England
Racing Louisville0 - 2Bay FC
Decent game. Good performance from bay fc. They controlled the game the whole time at no time did they look like they were going to collapse great performance from bay. As for Louisville. I’d say nuke the squad and rebuild because this squad ain’t doing nothing. giving Silky the player of the match because of the clean sheet and the good saves she made tonight. Though many players could have got potm.

Bay FC
Boston Legacy2 - 0Chicago Red Stars
Good performance Boston. Remember folks this is their first season and they stopped the momentum of a red hot Chicago team. Very encouraging from them. I will give player of the match to the ref since for some reason book’d doesn’t have Boston players as options lol.
Utah Royals1 - 3NJ/NY Gotham
When Gotham went down 1-0 I thought we were going to have another Berger stinker but she locked in and didn’t let another goal in. Good performance from Gotham. Kiana “super ki” has done fuck all at Utah. She does not seem to fit the nwsl style. Also why was the announcer saying Berger with such force and loudness mf was like BERGERRRRRR. Anyways that’s my adhd tangent getting off topic. Wotm is Esther.

NJ/NY Gotham
Spain2 - 1Belgium
Not the worst watch but not the best either. The olden generation of Belgium showed a lot of heart but Spain’s talent was too much. All keepers involved had stinkers but I do think the moment Courtois got injured the momentum swung.

Spain
France2 - 0Morocco
First half started very good from the French team with constant pressure that Morocco couldn’t really handle except for one person, Yassine Bono. What a keeper man he saved two goals in just 5 minutes and continued and saved an Mbappe penalty and made two or three epic saves that kept Morocco in the match and gave them the confidence to start attacking and building up plays but the French team were there too to stop them. The second half is basically a copy of the first half but Bono couldn’t carry Morocco more than he did, shots entered were really hard to deal with. I really thought Mohamed Ouahabi will have a reaction and try to do something, but it was clear that he didn’t want to be risky against vital players, and he depended on a defensive tactic which we all know that isn’t Morocco’s strength. Changing a lot in the starting 11 in a QF isn’t the smartest thing to do and Morocco definitely payed the price. Anyway when you see France making Morocco look like a mid team you automatically know other national teams are in trouble and looks like France’s third star will soon be official.. 🇫🇷🇲🇦

France
Chicago Red Stars3 - 2Utah Royals
Fun match. Chicago really needs to cut down the conceded goals. Other than that they are looking much more lively lately.

Chicago Red Stars W
USA1 - 4Belgium
Well I reside in the united states of america so I was not hatewatching like most but I defintely was not going to lose sleep if the usa lost. but wow did they ever lose. keeper for usa finally got tested and looked weak as hell. zindane from algeria vibes. Tim ream congrats on the career but it is over. tillman fair play you got a good free kick. pulisic bahahaha you did not carry the flame. Dest.. stinker and hooked after halftime and Balogun... you were the worst player out there. That was actually embarassing. They should have started haji wright. As for Belgium! brillant perfomance, please play like that aganist spain. That perfomance was an absolute masterpiece!


Belgium
Brazil1 - 2Norway
giving neymar the vikkstar treatment 😭😭😭

Norway
Mexico2 - 3England
My heart will never recover. I was on my knees throughout the last 15 minutes. BUT WE DID IT!!! Condolences to Mexico and all my Mexican friends, you fought very well, but it wasn't to be. One of the most dramatic England games of all time, I'm so relieved. Every emotion was experienced in this game. Proper rollecoaster, when we went down to 10, I thought we were done for. But every single player out there gave it their all. Getting emotional writing this. Bellingham worked so hard, Gordon and Kane never gave up. Ezri Konsa by the way, that RB shift was absolutely unreal. Spence at LB, amazing. Dan Burn even, put his body on the line. A match I will never forget, and millions of others too. So happy, I don't really have many more words because a lot of it came out with my family at home. Sensational. I love and hate football, it is everything.


England
Mexico2 - 3England
Once again I am crying at England. I’m a 1000% believer now. That was fucking special. Backs against the wall, fight, fought, won. Incredible. Troops rallied and went to war and I love all of them (even Jordan Henderson) A word of commiseration to Mexico, a big love of mine. Love you still mi segunda país ❤️


England
Brazil1 - 2Norway
Decent match. Haaland showing he’s legit and Neymar tried to aura farm a garbage time. Time for some more football!!


Norway
Boston Legacy2 - 2Bay FC
Good game. Boston is a brand new team in their first season and Bay FC is a somewhat new team so there was some sloppiness by both teams. I think the key for bay fc is they need to stop these second half collapses and Boston when given the chance need to be more clinical. Also this ref letting Karich getting away with a clear second yellow is gross. This ref stunk. Also for player of the match no Boston player is available?

Bay FC
Paraguay0 - 1France
Uzbek Charlie Kirk carried the flame. I loved this referee’s performance
bookd.







