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La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Wow. Utterly speechless. They doubted my porn addicted goat. Never even got a chance to mourn Messi cuz Kingmal brutally shoved his greatness down my throat.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Friendlies Clubs
Barcelona4 - 1Europa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 Jul 2026

Absolute masterclass. Barca ease part the best players of Europe with our C team.

World Cup
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Best match of the WC so far. Quinoñes is my BBG.

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
World Cup
Czechia0 - 3Mexico
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Jun 2026

Wow that first goal actually made me blow a load

Player of the match
Guillermo Ochoa
Mexico
World Cup
Argentina2 - 0Austria
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

Holy shit the refs are actually brain damaged. Pessi will be humbled by Godmal.

Player of the match
Facundo Medina
Argentina
World Cup
Mexico1 - 0South Korea
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jun 2026

Wow wow wow. God truly is Mexican. Has there been a better performance this tournament?

Player of the match
Edson Velázquez
Mexico
World Cup
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 Jun 2026

Argentinian domination overshadowed by shady refereeing. Messi’s status as a global superstar surely favored him in that avoided red card. Fraudulent match truth be told.

Player of the match
Luca Fernández
Algeria
World Cup
Mexico2 - 0South Africa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★11 Jun 2026

Utter domination. Mexico making sure the world knows who this WC belongs too.

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
Friendlies
Mexico5 - 1Serbia
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jun 2026

Wowzers. We actually gonna win the WC.

Player of the match
Brian Gutiérrez
Mexico