
England0 - 0Ghana

incredible hatewatch. thank you ghana (except #5)

England
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden


Netherlands
Brazil3 - 0Haiti


Brazil
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast


Germany
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao

wonder what Eloy Room finna do after these celebrations. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Ooooo he so tuff bruh. He really run the game man. Eloy Room so tuff bruh he probably throwing up 4's and posting up with his baddies in the strip club. Just throwing his money around cuz who cares he's got so much. Man I wish I could meet him he's so tuff 😭😭😭 + eder valencia has to leave the planet after that performance

Curaçao
Scotland0 - 1Morocco

Hakimi is a rapist innit that's not very good innit
Mexico1 - 0South Korea


Mexico
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina


Switzerland
Canada6 - 0Qatar

eh

Canada
England4 - 2Croatia


England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR

DR Congo celebration we will not forget you

Congo DR
Argentina3 - 0Algeria

the greatest ever. 38 turning 39 in a few days and he's still the best player in the world. we're never seeing another like him. don't even need to select my MOTM you know who it is

Iraq1 - 4Norway

Was 1 Odegaard shot and an own goal away from £63....

Norway
France3 - 1Senegal

Mbappe's second goal made me cum I'm ngl


France
Belgium1 - 1Egypt

in my eyes Lukaku scored

Belgium
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands

Vozinha

Cape Verde Islands
Sweden5 - 1Tunisia

Gyokeres is the greatest player to have ever lived.

Sweden
Ivory Coast1 - 0Ecuador

Christ that was good. Diomande just proved his worth. Can see why PSG and Liverpool want him. Caicedo stinker as per

Ivory Coast
Netherlands2 - 2Japan

first half made me want to kill myself second half I saw God

Japan
Germany7 - 1Curaçao

those Curaçao limbs were something else man

Germany
Haiti0 - 1Scotland

eh McGinn's goal was good apart from that pretty mid

Scotland
Brazil1 - 1Morocco

bring me Bouaddi NOW

Morocco
Qatar1 - 1Switzerland

The Swiss held it down until they... didn't.

Switzerland
USA4 - 1Paraguay

the Dutch and Japanese keep scoring while I'm trying to review these games, Balogun was sick Pulisic ran it back to 2020. USA played with real intent, they've got something under Poch

USA
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina

Jonathan David needs to double Fabrizio's wages if he ever wants to have good PR again

Bosnia & Herzegovina
South Korea2 - 1Czechia

South Korea scoring the winner made me go Oh

South Korea
Mexico2 - 0South Africa

Seen worse openers tbf...

South Africa
bookd.
