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Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
god bless yan diomande. god bless him and his sister up in heaven and the rest of his family. god fucking bless anyway that was 90 minutes of some astoundingly terrible football and somehow WORSE refereeing. that red was not a red. half of those yellows were undeserved. that ref tried to void both goals and succeeded once. just allowed villarreal to foul us fucking wherever. this campaign against real madrid has to fucking stop bro this is negreira all over again sevilla away next. if we don’t beat them i’m not sure what i’ll do
Real Madrid
Croatia1 - 2Spainbad. bad match. we played like straight ass first half like almost embarrassingly bad i’m shocked we only conceded one. i thought the international break ended early the way it felt like i was watching real madrid. my god. the fact we had to snatch a remontada against last minute brace against 7-0 croatia is an embarrassment to the name world champion. thank god for the merinazo. i love you mikel merino. watching every single barcelona player on the pitch today felt like the pic attached. dani olmo pedri rodri you must be dealt with
SpainSpain3 - 1Czechia
3-1 win but at what cost (my sanity). worst spain game i’ve watched in a while to be honest. dani olmo and victor muñoz managed to fumble every single chance they got and we were painfully reminded why david raya is no longer our starting keeper. just generally poor playing from la roja today i am distinctly disappointed. can only go up from here i suppose
SpainSpain4 - 1Croatiabro these are genuine tears zodi loves la roja more than their own family really happy that huijsen got minutes first of all he was excellent with cubarsí in the back aside from that fumble that let the goal in. honestly not much to say about this match. really good performance from yamal today as well and i hate to give a culé any credit. let’s keep it going vamos la roja viva españa
Spain
England2 - 3Spainnearly had multiple heart attacks nearly threw up towards the end that was a scary game. excellent finish from oyarzabal on the winner just beautifully clinical goal really happy with him every time he wears the spain jersey. lamine washed to be honest every single ball was skied except for the early goal but idk what else i expected from a culé. tough without pedro porro we really felt that gap. jude is SO annoying when he’s playing against you bro i’m so glad he plays for my club he was absolutely immense today overall really good game really thrilling good work from both sides. glad we won let’s get the next one. vamos la roja viva españa
Spain
Australia1 - 1Brazil
i dont even care that we tied last minute that was a fucking fantastic performance from the socceroos my mind is BLOWN. incredible stuff from every single socceroo on that pitch what an excellent game. nestory irankunda my star boy WOWWWWW what a BEAUTIFUL free kick i’m stunned. and LUCAS HERRINGTON WOWWWW defensive MASTERCLASS from this kid i am stunned. not a single fumble. adore him. my god. let’s win on tuesday lads
Hull City
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridi’m gonna blow my shit smooth off. motm should’ve been huijsen but the elephant
Elche2 - 3Real Madridwe should not be scraping wins against ELCHE of all teams. embarrassing performance today from all sides. i hope mourinho rips them all a new asshole because that was some genuinely astonishingly terrible football
Real MadridReal Madrid2 - 1Inter
the day that thibaut courtois retires it’s genuinely wraps for us because that was a generational masterclass man holy SHIT . really excellent first half goals were obviously top but the second half in true madrid fashion was shit. lolz. better game next time. i miss arda ball
Real Madrid
Betis1 - 0Real Madridit was SO BAD i want to give you a zero, but that’s not possible, so i give you a one. VINE BOOM
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 0Malaga
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND THANK YOU REAL MADRID FOR GIVING ME A 4-0 BIRTHDAY GIFT WITH THE ARDA GOAL CAKE AND THE CLEAN SHEET CHERRY ON TOP trent alexander-arnold are you in pain from carrying this entire team on your back. holy FAWK. masterclass from trent. also really happy w cucu starting he was GREAT. over the moon w jude and kyky in the first half and despite the nothingburger second half arda goal was EXCELLENT love love love love love !!! really really wonderful game i’m super happy let’s keep it going HALA MADRID 🤍🤍
Real Madrid
Levante5 - 2BetisMATTY RYAN PUT IN A SHIFT TODAY 😭😭😭 man good for levante that was a really good game on both sides. that golazo off bardeli was INSANE wow wow wow wow wow screamed at my computer and brugué was also excellent with the brace. really good game to watch
LevanteReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
KYLIAN MBAPPÉ ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA wish we hadn’t conceded but incredible run in the second half after the worst first half possible. jude and vini stocks through the roof also !! konate was awesome in defense as well really happy with his signing TOP OF THE TABLE JUST CLOSE THE LEAGUE NOW
Real Madrid
Espanyol1 - 2Real Madridvinicius bro please shave the beard there’s no other explanation for the stinker you’ve been having across the board recently. carlos espí signing of the window for me he’s had an incredible preseason and just really proved himself on the big stage. that’s baby goat right there. arda güler my personal motm i really liked him on the wing. high hopes for the rest of the season!
Real Madrid