Arsenal2 - 3Dortmund


and the 2026 emirates cup goes tooooo….. dortmund?
Wehen2 - 1Bayern


horrid first half. incredibly mistake prone defence, with the main culprit being ajayi; second place can go to stiube, who looked terrified of receiving the ball and distributing it as well. assomo was a massive highlight, though. great hold-up play and show of physicality; also some really smooth dribbling considering he’s like 192 at 16. binder & cardozo were fun to watch too. overall a mediocre showing from us for the first game of the new season. i’m looking forward towards the things we will achieve with the first team

Bayern
Spain1 - 0Argentina


and so, just like that, it ends. 104 games. staying up until the sun rises to watch our beautiful sport, because we all know these moments would never come back. last minute goals, heartbreak, triumph, relief, pain, and so many other emotions we all went through this past month; watching it with all of you made it all the more special. i don’t think my vocal chords will recover any time soon, but i wouldn’t trade it for anything. and what a world cup this has been. this is not just a game. it’s a language, a bond, a medium we all share. it doesn’t matter where you’re from, we all become united through this game called football. as beautiful as it was, the world cup is always a time to reflect on those who are no longer with us. we all carry the memories of the people who should have been sitting beside us, enjoying this tournament; this belongs to them just as much as it does to us. thank you for sharing your passion with me. now, we can all finally rest.

Spain
France4 - 6England


what the fuck did i just watch

France
France0 - 2Spain


tactical disasterclass from deschamps. who would ever start lucas digne in a world cup semi final

France
France2 - 0Morocco


pretty entertaining first half, very attacking. second half, not so much. hopefully france can finish their chances more often otherwise it’ll be a huge problem when they’re not able to create as much

Morocco
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia


don’t fly home guys


Switzerland
Portugal0 - 1Spain


ronaldo:


Portugal
Brazil1 - 2Norway


the mice have been separated from the men


Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France


absolutely disgusting game from paraguay. france showed real composure and commitment to the cause. if zidane was still playing he would’ve probably gotten sent off 10 minutes in

France
Canada0 - 3Morocco


brutal end to canada’s tournament. you gotta feel for them with that attack

Morocco
Australia1 - 1Egypt


man this was such a chore to watch. congratulations to egypt

Australia
England2 - 1Congo DR


never talk shit about the bundesliga ever again. harry kane ballon d’or 2026


England
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway


incredible game, so sad for ivory coast. haaland that goal was so funny lmao

Norway
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan


owari da

Japan
South Africa0 - 1Canada


how is david a professional footballer man

Canada
Norway1 - 4France


dembele started 3 games in a row are my eyes deceiving me

France
Scotland0 - 3Brazil



Brazil
Switzerland2 - 1Canada


larin man what the fuck brother


Switzerland
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan




Portugal
Argentina2 - 0Austria


messi is a fucking demon bro


Argentina
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands


this cape verde super team is scary


Cape Verde Islands
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia


var whenever ferran gets a goal:


Spain
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast


i was very calm and collected during the entirety of this football game


Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden


sweden when asked to win a game against a country that isn’t tunisia


Netherlands
Scotland0 - 1Morocco


bounou whenever his team is about to lose

USA2 - 0Australia


“dad how was the bookd 90 minute music discussion?”

Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina


I AM FROM BOSNIA TAKE ME BACK TO BOSNIA


Switzerland
Czechia1 - 1South Africa


fairly boring game, was genuinely expecting south africa to leave this world cup without a single point

Czechia
England4 - 2Croatia


this livakovic performance:


England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR


ronaldo is the first player to have more botox shots than shots on target


Portugal
Iraq1 - 4Norway


haaland is an actual idf agent

Norway
France3 - 1Senegal


mbappe showing why he’s the supreme leader

France
bookd.






