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Created August 2026
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Argentina3 - 0Benin
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

it’s kind of romantic that we all watched this with our hearts & eyes set on one guy, like we were back to being wide-eyed kids. it’s bittersweet. we may never see the likes of him again🕊️🥀

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Nations League
Croatia1 - 2Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

mikel merino strikes again! (and again!) 🤩

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

drama, chaos, confusion and madness all over that final fifteen

Player of the match
Rodri
Spain
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

those poor croatian children in the stands lmao :( it’s never too early to learn ball is unforgiving!

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

ferran torres, i have a question ☝🏽

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
Premier League
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

belt to ass lmaooo i told you we’re the funniest club in the world on our day

Player of the match
Pascal Groß
Brighton
Carabao Cup
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

the world is yours, max.

Player of the match
Max Dowman
Arsenal
Premier League
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

a team of men ready to die for the badge, one of whom is the best goalkeeper in the world. i’m so moved.

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
Champions League
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

on our day, i think we’re the funniest club in the world. get your shooting boots on and hit them drills, lads. one nil to the arsenal, but it could’ve been three.

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

you can charge up and rah rah all you want but at the end of the day, you’ve still got to play actual ball. everything their #17 did reeked of bitterness and one day you’ll all snap out of your palmer-induced psychosis. coyg. thank you øde, thank you kai, thank you family for the three points.

Player of the match
Kai Havertz
Arsenal
Women's Friendlies Clubs
Arsenal W1 - 0Paris W
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Aug 2026

obsessed with liv bc she’s the cutest patootie the world has ever seen and then she shoots like that

Community Shield
Arsenal3 - 0Man City
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

chewed ‘em up and spat ‘em out 🤣

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Arsenal3 - 0Coventry
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

we’re fkn back, baby!

Player of the match
Christos Tzolis
Arsenal