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Argentina3 - 0Benin
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.
ArgentinaArgentina3 - 0Benin
Well, this is one of those days in football I never wanted to witness, but sadly, it has arrived. You’re not leaving the game entirely, but stepping away from international football feels like the first step toward that day, which I can hardly bear to think about. Maybe the funniest way to honor you is to recognize what you did for millions of people: you made us willingly tune in and support Argentina, all to watch you play this little sport called football. I’m not Argentine, but somewhere along the way that stopped mattering. When you played, we all became a little bit Argentine. I’ll never forget the highs and lows I experienced following you. The 2014 World Cup final, when you were so close to conquering the sport so early on in your career. The back-to-back Copa América finals lost on penalties. But you deserved more than that. You got more than that. You finally lifted your very first international trophy in 2021. Of course I’ll always remember 2022, the greatest World Cup campaign I’ll ever witness, with the most entertaining final of all time. Then we got another Copa in 2024. You literally won every trophy that you lost, how perfect was that? After years of people saying you couldn’t do it for Argentina, you won everything there was to win. But the trophies aren’t what I’ll remember most. It’s the way you played, the way you always entertained me. The dribbles that made defenders look lost, the passes no one else could see, the free kicks that felt like penalties the moment the referee blew the whistle. You made the impossible look routine, and you did it with a quiet humility that made billions fall in love with you. This summer’s ending was bittersweet, and honestly, part of me wishes you’d won it. But you had nothing left to prove. You gave me more than I ever had the right to ask for: the story of your career. There will never be another player who can do what you did. You are football. You are eternal. Thank you for everything, Leo.
Argentina
Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W
do not televise our matches against barca and lyon i don’t want to watch gore.
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humiliation ritual
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The arsenal defense when man city has the ball -Leni
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got me debating the love atp
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well and truly slegers out at this point which is a shame but
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you're all invited to my funeral btw
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Croatia0 - 7England
the croatian kids
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This Croatia defence 😭😭
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6 thousand croatian children witnessing the massacre of their national team #feelsbadman
EnglandCroatia0 - 7EnglandEngland are destroying Croatia 7-0!! The crowd sideplot:
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Paris W2 - 2Arsenal W
i can’t do this anymore 😂😂😂
Arsenal WParis W2 - 2Arsenal Wpure fucking gimmicks.
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a word for each player: misa - awful ona batlle - horrific wubben moy - terrible williamson - stupid emily fox - goated mariona - dreadful little - appalling cooney cross - good stanway - peak baum - insane russo - offensive funny screenshot from the last time we played them, i had no idea they were about to play in my face
Arsenal WParis W2 - 2Arsenal W
every match bro
Paris W2 - 2Arsenal W
just how did we still end up drawing that omds
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How it feels to watch this fuckass team
Arsenal WParis W2 - 2Arsenal Ware we allowed to be happy
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wtf is our problem
Chelsea W1 - 0Arsenal Wlost the league by october AGAIN baum potm because she deserves better
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not having this
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge Wi have to severely rethink some of my life choices
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge Wsame team that won a uwcl btw
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge Wone normal match is all i ask for 🥀🥀
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W1-0 to the arsenal gimmick lives another day
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