Today, my dog Ellie turned 9, so this is how we spent her birthday. First, we went through the Dunkin drive-thru to get a bacon eggs and cheese wrap. Then, she got a mani/pedi and some big ass treats. Next, she eviscerated the stuffed elephant she got as a present. Finally, a roast beef dinner and sleeping through this snoozefest of a game. Five stars and POTM for her.