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2–0World Cup · 3 Jul 2026
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Here is my cookie I made in a mug, I made some icing to put on it as I thought I could be dry which ended up being a good decision, very tasty!

Luca Fernández
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Luca Fernández

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t
t@taha1d ago

recipe? looks edible

elz
elz@elz1d ago

@elz Link don't work 💔

t
t@taha1d ago

@elz no worries will be typing it in one by one

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha I concur, looks very edible

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris You if you were napoleon: I conquered

elz
elz@elz1d ago

@harris You if you were William the first: I conquered

t
t@taha1d ago

@elz Riyad Mahrez if he shared a name with a Saudi Arabian city: Riyadh Mahrez

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I was Skepta: I came, I saw, I came, I saw, I praise the lord, then break the law, I take what's mine, then take some more, it rains it pours, it rains it pours

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@elz If I were ASAP Rocky: I came, she came, now what's my name?

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If you were skeptical: i’m not sure

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha Riyadh Mahrez if he shared a name with a different Saudi Arabian City: Jeddah Mahrez

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I were not skeptical: I am sure

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If you were ASAP Rocky but he was late: Rocky

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I were one of the main protagonists in Project Hail Mary: rocky

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If you liked boxing: Rocky

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I liked boxing: 'I am so excited to go to my shift at the Amazon order fulfillment facility!'

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If boxing was making you tired: im beatboxing

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I were defeated: I'm beat

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If you were defeeted: i have no feet

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I were metric: I have no meters

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris If you were a pirate magician: this is me tric!

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha If I made shitty jokes: this is me gimmick

t
t@taha1d ago

@harris if you got felt disgusted: this gimmie ick

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha If you were a pirate and it was your 80th birthday: Aye matey!

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf if i googled a joke: if you were a pirate and it was your 80th birthday: aye matey!

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha Beggars can’t be choosers. Never ask me for a joke again.

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf i asked for a contribution and i got that. fuck my chud life

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha When my discord mods post media in general again

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf don’t even know what to say you’ve killed the chain here

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha Mick Fleetwood to Lindsey Buckingham when he plays the wrong chord

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf Lindsey to his dad while visiting Buckingham Palace: so this is my mom?

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha “No Lindsey, its yer dad”

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf vine reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 Lindsey be like:

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha vine reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 Donkey Kong be like:

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf vine reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 SNOOOOOOOOP!

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha donkey kong reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 me and elz be like

t
t@taha1d ago

@alf diddy kong reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 me and dylan walking in on you guys: WOWZA!

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha Dylan be like: I am a homosexual!!

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@taha king k rool (and to our earlier conversation in this thread) reference inbound 🚨: 🤣 never call me washed again

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@alf Ja rule be like: rap rap rap Dylan be like: I find this to be quite 'low class'; gosh how I hate the poor

Alf
Alf@alf1d ago

@harris Ja rule actually be like:

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@alf Elz be like:

t
t@taha1d ago(edited)

@harris An altercation between Ja Morant and Ja Rule: Teacher: Alright Ja, time to focus on the homework. Ja Rule and Ja Morant: Ok! Ja Rule: Hey, she was talking to me 😡 Ja Morant: Sorry I forgot the rule. Ja Rule: What do you mean, then I would just be Ja? Ja Morant: Sorry. *hands ruler* Ja Rule: Thanks. Hopefully there aren’t more ants around here. Ja Morant: What? If there werent any more ants I would just be Ja

Harris
Harris@harris1d ago

@taha Pop Smoke: let me get my DIOR DIOR jacket Juice Wrld: Nah bro, all girls are the same!

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