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Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
Please stop using Ferrán Torres, thanks.
Spain
Tunisia0 - 4Japan
Japan is not falling under the dark horse curse and it’s greatly appreciated
Japan
Belgium0 - 0Iran
IRGC-trained GK.
Iran
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
We need to avoid having small teams like Ecuador in the next WCs.
Curaçao
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
The Sané gimmick in 2026 has to stop.
Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
Graham Potter glazing lasted only 5 days.
Netherlands
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay
Still chasing impossible utopias 🫡🫡
Scotland0 - 1Morocco
Is every Scotland game gonna have some sus referee shit or something?
Brazil3 - 0Haiti
Ancelotti is definitely starting next match.
Brazil
USA2 - 0Australia
They know how to play football, we had a good run guys.
USA
Mexico1 - 0South Korea
When people talked against a 48-team WC, they were warning us about this.
Mexico
Canada6 - 0Qatar
Qatar go home.
Canada
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina
Italy lost to this, btw.
Switzerland
Czechia1 - 1South Africa
Czechia is the new Poland (derogatory).
South Africa
Uzbekistan1 - 3ColombiaMy GOAT washed.
Colombia
Ghana1 - 0Panama
The real MVPs were the people who endured 90 minutes of this.
Ghana
England4 - 2Croatia
Livakovic comes out of hibernation once again to save Croatia (as much as they can be saved).
England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR
At this point retirement would dignify his career.
Congo DR
Austria3 - 1Jordan
Arnautovic still has the dawg in him even at the tender age of 96
Austria
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
He’s still got it.
Argentina
Iraq1 - 4Norway
An Iraqi defense hasn’t been crumbled so thoroughly since ‘03.
Norway
France3 - 1Senegal
Mbappé today.
FranceIran2 - 2New Zealand
Pure WC footy in this one.
New ZealandSaudi Arabia1 - 1Uruguay
Ethically sourced haramball.
Saudi ArabiaBelgium1 - 1Egypt
This could be a Viva La Vida comp in and on itself.
EgyptSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
Hollering Vozinhaaaaaa every time he made a save was certainly an experience.
Cape Verde IslandsSweden5 - 1TunisiaDoes not celebrating you country’s goals count as utter woke nonsense? The largest thread in the history of Reddit closes after 12469 pages of discussion
SwedenIvory Coast1 - 0EcuadorLeipzig is salivating furiously after that performance.
Ivory CoastNetherlands2 - 2JapanI just know the Japan NT watched Blue Lock like that scene in the Clockwork Orange.
JapanGermany7 - 1CuraçaoI’ll tell my grandkids about the 15 minutes where Curaçao actually looked like they could defeat Germany.
GermanyAustralia2 - 0TürkiyeIs there gonna be an end to the Turkey dark horse gimmick or do we have to keep pretending?
AustraliaHaiti0 - 1ScotlandThat ref performance will be used at ICE induction videos.
ScotlandUSA4 - 1ParaguayThe Americans are learning to play footy and it makes me uncomfortable.
USAQatar1 - 1SwitzerlandThey told Qatar’s GK that he was Prime Buffon after that concussion and he believed it.
QatarSouth Korea2 - 1CzechiaThe more people call South Korea a washed team the more they perform at the WC, apparently.
South KoreaCanada1 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaKolasinac keeps being the best and worst player for Bosnia, it’s amazing.
Bosnia & HerzegovinaBrazil1 - 1MoroccoMorocco will win a WC the day they tell Brahim that it’s ok to pass the ball.
MoroccoMexico2 - 0South AfricaThe fail comp you could make out of this match could feed a family for generations.
Mexico