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Sassuolo1 - 1Milan
another day…another burger☠️👌🍔 except we have one small problem..😱⁉️ we’ve already collected all the BURGERS🍟🖤❤️ buutt what if i told you there was a SECRET menu??🤔💭 you see, if you type in “94minutesofspecializedcardioforEstupinãn” it’ll unlock a WHOLE other secret list of BURGERS😮💨👀✌️ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓
Milan
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORKEHEBHOAVXOQVXUWSVW
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
They'll end up getting relegated anyways 🙂🥱
LiverpoolLiverpool0 - 3Man City
a letter to liverpool: 3 weeks. i waited 3 weeks. anticipation and excitement filled my heart, as i thought of all the endless possibilities of the ending to this match. pride filled my veins. my mind was filled with fantasies of szobo kissing the badge after scoring a free kick, a gakpo dagger and isak winner to seal it all off. but that’s not what happened. you couldn’t allow me to live with those thoughts. injury plagued our 3 best players. but it’s okay right? city will be rattled. they’re coming to a locked and loaded anfield. we’ll show them how the league feels about their charges. but we didn’t. first half sold me a dream. delight filled my body. i thought we would do it. despite the injuries we’ve incurred, i though it would work out. then the red came. my silliness took a physical form when the ref showed grav a red. i knew that was the moment i never knew how right i would be. this was fucking embarrassing. we let these cheats score and shoot 3 at anfield. i’ve never seen a team crack under pressure like how you have today. this was an absolute nightmare. you would’ve thought we had 114 the way we broke apart. i am enraged. if i continue to type, i fear i might get banned. my heart is in pieces. my sanity is hanging onto a thread. liverpool, i am distraught.
Man City
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
1. victor muñoz played 2. arsenal is second ….. 99. we got obliterated by a championship club.
LiverpoolLiverpool0 - 3Man City
Today is a day where we walk alone
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
WHEN DOKU SMASHES MACCA IN THE CHEST IT’S OKAY BUT WHEN GRAVENBERCH BARELY TOUCHES DOKU HE GETS A YELLOW BARE IN MIND DOKU DIVED WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS REF IS FROM MANCHESTER ON MY LIFE THAT WAS NEVER A RED AND OFC THEY START SCORING AFTER CHEATS I HOPE THEY ENJOYED THEIR LAST TIME PLAYING AT ANFIELD
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Congratulate the referee who handed the game to the club with 115 charges!
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
the sooner they're relegated the better, liverpool i'm so sorry 💔💔
Man City
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
doku everytime he plays pool fc
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
none of this will matter in the national league
Como0 - 0Roma
Two of the best attacking sides in Serie A producing the first 0-0 draw of the league was pretty anticlimactic. The first half was pretty cagey, with both teams pulling their punches. Both teams played intricate little passes but were unable to break the deadlock. Then the Wesley challenge (which should've been at least a yellow) at the end of the first half felt like a trigger for an entertaining second half. Malen pulled off that stupid challenge and deservedly got a red. Como should've done more with the numerical advantage they had. Gollini made some pretty neat saves to save Roma, but Como lacked their usual scoring touch. Felt like Cesc made his first changes very late, and by the time Baturina and Rodriguez entered, there wasn't much they could do. Serie A title race is crazy. 🔥
Roma
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
both teams genuinely cannot be real 🤣
Man United1 - 1Tottenhamcarrick let a 10 man, 20th totenham side with solanke who skied 8 shots score against him🤣🤣🤣🤣 the jokes just write themselves
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
Comically dogshit football match
TottenhamChelsea5 - 1Bournemouth
Henderson has more goals than Fernandez this season..,,
Chelsea5 - 1BournemouthI PREDICTED HENDO MASTERCLASS ❤️🩹 also great game and jp morgan at it again 🔥 those fpl points 😏
ChelseaChelsea5 - 1Bournemouth
Chelsea