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Created July 2026
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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partygirl
partygirl@partygirl
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

Your getting taxed by the red coats taxed by the red coats

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
5
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
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leahfc
leahfc@leahfc
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

facing a low block? you need a goal? call trent assist-arnold for a beautiful cross which guarantees you a goal!

Player of the match
Trent Alexander-Arnold
England
5
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
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musialaa
musialaa@musialaa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Trent assist

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
6
CONCACAF Nations League
Jamaica0 - 1Honduras
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devilbat
devilbat@devilbat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

BENDIGA DIOS LA PRÓDIGA TIERRA EN QUE NACÍ. FECUNDAN EL SOL LAS LLUVIAS SUS CAMPOS LABRANTÍOS

Player of the match
keyrol figuora
4
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
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bentley
bentley@bentley
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

something something 114

Player of the match
João Félix
Portugal
5
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
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madrimisa
madrimisa@madrimisa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

haaland was ghosting cause he had a bigger fish to fry (114kg) sorry to everyone i couldn’t tag i love u familia

Player of the match
Diogo Costa
Portugal
4
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
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partygirl
partygirl@partygirl
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Norway's goal keeper playing like he has 114 charges 😭😭😭😭

Player of the match
Antonio Nusa
Norway
4
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
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musialaa
musialaa@musialaa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Nyland hiding from 114 spanks from haaland 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

8
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
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nanuii
nanuii@nanuii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

114 rows later

Player of the match
João Félix
Portugal
4
La Liga
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
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madrimisa
madrimisa@madrimisa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

ESPI I AM GONNA RUN A PRESIDENCY CAMPAIGN FOR YOU

Player of the match
Carlos Espí
Real Madrid
2
La Liga
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
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assaf
assaf@assaf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

elche just got espi’d

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
Real Madrid
4
Premier League
Man United0 - 1Man City
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garethbale
garethbale@garethbale
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

How Foden felt getting a red card for Man U to still manage to lose the match:

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
2
Champions League
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
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garethbale
garethbale@garethbale
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Real Madrid after this game's win:

Player of the match
Thibaut Courtois
Real Madrid
10