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@culerthanyou

antimadrista, recovering hatewatcher, failed football pundit

Created May 2026

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3-0
Argentina v Benin
FRDL · 6 Oct 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a review

I never really understood the type of people that would cry over football. Growing up, I thought they were crazy for letting twenty two men chasing a ball dictate their mood. That was until today. For as long as I can remember, Lionel Andres Messi was football. The first match I ever attended was an El Clasico back in 2010. That night at the Camp Nou sticks with me. Although Messi's name wasn't attached to one of the 5 goals that evening, the way he moved on the pitch mesmerised me. Messi was the reason I fell in love with the beautiful game. I've seen him turn impossible situations into moments that somehow looked effortless. The way he would pick up the ball and glide past players felt almost unreal. I've watched him rise to new heights, lifting multiple trophies for Barcelona. But I've also been there for the heartbreaks. And yet somehow, I never thought I'd have to see him wear the albiceleste for the last time. That's probably why today feels so strange. You convince yourself there will always be another season, another tournament, another moment of magic. But football doesn't work like that. Nothing lasts forever. What hurts most isn't simply knowing Messi's career will end. It's knowing the version of me who watched that little magician at the Camp Nou in 2010 is gone too. That's the strange thing about football. You can spend years caring so deeply about someone who has absolutely no idea that you exist. To Messi, I'm just another face in a crowd of millions. But to me, he is attached to memories I'll carry for the rest of my life. So when I found myself getting emotional today, I realised I wasn't crying because a footballer was getting older. I was saying goodbye to a part of my childhood. So thank you, Lionel Messi. Thank you for the goals, trophies, celebrations, heartbreaks and memories. Thank you for finally making me understand why people cry over a game that, at its core, is still just twenty two men running around a pitch chasing a ball.

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7-0
Barcelona W v Real Madrid W
FPD · 4 Oct 2026
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they actually need to give claudia her own statue, SHE'S TOO GOODDDD

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0-3
West Ham W v Chelsea W
WSL · 4 Oct 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a review

three points, three goals, UP THE CHELSSSS

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World Cup
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR
ren☆
ren☆@culerthanyou
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 Jun 2026

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE PENDU FAN GIVE A SINGLE OPINION ON THE GOAT DEBATE AFTER TONIGHT. YOUR "GOAT" WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN TODAY💀

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Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
ren☆
ren☆@culerthanyou
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

top five kindest football moments: spanish players donate balls to space so aliens can discover the game of football 🥹 ferran through torres and cuckurella genuinely need to enter witness protection after that performance they gave...

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Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
FA WSL
Chelsea W1 - 0Arsenal W
ren☆
ren☆@culerthanyou
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I guess Chelsea lost the midoff lmao

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Alyssa Thompson
Chelsea W
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Primera División Femenina
Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W
Reposted by @culerthanyou
nohat
nohat@nohat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

this is the best thing i’ve watched since the last barca game…i can’t believe this is my life

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Primera División Femenina
Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W
Reposted by @culerthanyou
footy_lover
footy_lover@footy_lover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

barca femeni when they play at the spotify camp nou💙❤️ VISCA BARÇA💙❤️

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Primera División Femenina
Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W
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gabriella
gabriella@gabriella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

how it feels to watch both the male and female rma team

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Clàudia Pina
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