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antimadrista, recovering hatewatcher, failed football pundit
France0 - 2Spain
france decided to do their best rendition of the mbappe special, anyways VAMOS ESPAÑA
Brazil1 - 2Norway
well that was a game of football.
Norway
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
first uncle out of the tournament, fly high luka 🕊 (god when I CATCH this ref-)
Switzerland2 - 1Canada
Switzerland and Canada were so kind to give us a boring first half so we could go and watch Bosnia v Qatar <3
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar
GUESS WHOS SEEING STATUE OF LIBERTYYYYYYY
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
Uncle Ronnie remembered who he was. I await the day he forgets again...
Portugal
England0 - 0Ghana
well that was definitely a match of football, star added for the fact that harry kane juju worked.
Argentina2 - 0Austria
HE'S TOO FUCKING GOOD GUYS WE NEED TO STOP HIM😭
Argentina
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands
Cabo Verde it appears I've grown quite fond of you, not like a lover but more like a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa's orchard
Belgium0 - 0Iran
another one of those games that should've started in the middle of the night.
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
momentum of the first half vs momentum of the second:
Spain
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
curaçao experienced that brutal assault from germany and locked in💀
Curaçao
Tunisia0 - 4Japan
tunisia played like the were just discovering football for the first time wth??
Japan
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
Germany were so funny to edge us with a draw like that. Unfortunately I can't give MOTM to @theolovesbayern
Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
call these last two days of the tournament a glue factory the way dark horses are dropping dead.
NetherlandsBrazil3 - 0Haiti
ancelotti finally released endrick from bench jail 🥹
Brazil
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay
2 matches, 2 losses, 62 attempts at goal, 0 goals TURKEY YOUR SUPPOSED DARK HORSE OF THE TOURNAMENT EVERYONE 😭
USA2 - 0Australia
Peace and unity achieved in the bookd chat by not talking about football. Oh and the USMNT won I guess 🙄
Mexico1 - 0South Korea
2026 world cup teaching the tiktok generation how to improve their attention span because every other match hasn't picked up until the second half😭
Canada6 - 0Qatarso much fun until that Canada injury 😬 feel so bad for kone's world cup campaign being cut short
Canada
Czechia1 - 1South Africa
absolute snoozefest, should've scheduled this one at a god awful hour in the middle of the night so I could've talked myself out of watching it.
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovinaalmost took a nap untill those last 20 minutes 😭 I hope bosnia had enough time to go see statue of liberty and golden gate because it looks like they'll be going home.
SwitzerlandUzbekistan1 - 3Colombia
FULLY COMPLETED MATCH DAY 1 WITH A LAST MINUTE GOALLLL
Ghana1 - 0Panama
Only highlight was seeing those Ghana fans doing juju in the stands 😭 I won't be surprised if someone on the Panama team wakes up as a yam tomorrow
GhanaEngland4 - 2CroatiaI hate this fucking country, I say before Harry Kane scores and convinces me that it's actually coming home.
EnglandPortugal1 - 1Congo DR
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE PENDU FAN GIVE A SINGLE OPINION ON THE GOAT DEBATE AFTER TONIGHT. YOUR "GOAT" WAS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN TODAY💀
Iraq1 - 4NorwayNorway thrashed Iraq so good it had me forgetting that they had the audacity to put oh dear god in their starting lineup😭
NorwayArgentina3 - 0Algeria
MESSI HATRICK OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHEREE MY BEAUTIFUL (probably autistic) KING I LOVE YOU SO MUCHhhhh
ArgentinaUSA4 - 1ParaguaySurprisingly USMT can play football...
France3 - 1Senegal
Chairman Mbappe I'm so sorry I doubted you in the first half, please forgive me and spare my family 😭
FranceBelgium1 - 1Egypt
watching lukaka claim that own goal as his own seconds after he came onto the pitch😭
EgyptSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islandstop five kindest football moments: spanish players donate balls to space so aliens can discover the game of football 🥹 ferran through torres and cuckurella genuinely need to enter witness protection after that performance they gave...
Cape Verde IslandsSweden5 - 1Tunisiawhat a way to end today's run of games tunisia gk put on an absolute disaster class tonight leaving the door wide open for the ikea boys
SwedenIvory Coast1 - 0EcuadorWorld cup continuing this run of great games today/tonight. That last minute goal was pure cinema - ivory coast definitely saw the script and changed it asappp. Was the crossbar allergic to the ball? Because more of those goal attempts should've gone in in 😭
Ivory Coast