bookd.
Los Angeles3 - 1Austin
spurs should sign this son heungmin lad from hello kitty fc
Argentina3 - 0Benin
(apparently i didnt log this?) its over, on a random ass tuesday in october in a random against against benin. to be honest, when i was younger i used to be one of those obnoxious “sportsball” people. my first introduction to the sport was the “ronaldo or messi” debate, i picked you— messi in spite of my cousins. i didnt know very much then, but that choice is one that ive stuck by years to come. throughout your time bearing the argentina shirt, you experienced so much abuse and criticism from the 2014 final loss against germany and the b2b copa america losses. i hated hearing people dismissing your achievments, saying that you can only shine w/ xavi and iniesta in the camp nou. i was young and didnt fully understand the pressure put on you during those times but still i was there, being a keyboard warrior using your 2008 olympic gold medal as defense against those who doubted your greatness. but in truth, i wanted a copa— just one to shut those idiots up. but recently, ill admit gotten greedy since 2022. the spain vs argentina final i was crying because you couldnt win b2b world cups + lost the golden ball to rodri which couldve given you the 9th ballon d’or. i was stupid to only think about the trophies instead of the journey and the ticking time that you had left with the national team. you may have had my heart in my ass making me doing laps around the living room. and for a certified docter, you give me the worst heart palpitations ever. but from those stressful moments, i got to experience you producing your magic live. youve given me more so much than what i wanted, a world cup and two copas. im glad to live a timeline where i can fully relish the fantastic carryjobs, performances, remontadas, and passion you put up that left players in their prime playing in europe on their asses bamboozled. as sappy and emotional as is, i cant thank you enough. thank you for introducing me to the beautiful game. you da goat. 🥹
Argentina
Man City2 - 4PSG
uae vs qatar, both teams i hate. i wanted citeh to win just so we could secure top of the table but apparently they forgot how to play ball. this psg side will go down as one of the greatest in the ucl it makes me feel sick. #PRAYFORCUBARSI #PRAYFORERICGARCIA #PRAYFORJOANGARCIA #PRAYFORKOUNDE #PRAYFORGERARDMARTIN
Roma3 - 4Real Madrid
in the end, mourinho will continue to play the same shitty lineup w/ valverde and tchouameni double pivot next match first off, manager decided to cuck out and sub out all his attackers for midfielders. secondly, how are you THIS shitty at corners and set pieces.. if only they had their first choice keeper. atleast real did terrible, they may have scammed their way through to getting 3 points but this lifestyle isnt sustainable. mourinho is a masochist.
Lask Linz3 - 6Liverpool
everybody eats with barcola bagging a hat trick to prevent 007
Liverpool
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelonanot the best at one liners. gala flooding barças social insisting on this hell gimmick just for some whistling. the cherry on top is that half the stadium was empty before the final whistle. mario lemina do you know who lamine yamal is now? 👻 first half had me stressing, i feel like flick rlly messed up w/ the lineup putting olmo as a false 9– especially against gala. i wasnt too confident in the olmo experiment since he kept missing shots last time & hasnt gotten a goal since march (though he has gotten plenty of assists). atleast in the end he got his assist. cancelo spends more time in the oppositions goal than doing defense for ours, but its working for now so i wont say anything. as per usual, lamine and pedri were phenomenal. honestly if it werent for their gk the score couldve easily been something like 6-1. joan made good saves but the backline still seems shaky to me, this against psgs attack will be tough.
BarcelonaGalatasaray1 - 4Barcelonastop asking women if they know what the offside rule is, ask oshimen.
BarcelonaLiverpool0 - 3Man Cityfun game, as a neutral i wanted lfc to win. i dont know what i expected considering most of their goalscorers are out from injury at the international break tho. the red card totally flipped the game to city’s side. allison got cloned along with vini. crowd and game was fun regardless.. i wonder if these 3 points will matter in the long run when they eventually they get punished for the 115 charges.
Man City
Inter Miami4 - 0DC United
rare inter miami cleansheet ill stop w the suarez slander for a week 👋
Inter MiamiReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
we need better rivals
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
saddam hussein hiding spot had the game on my other moniter but i got too invested w barça vs getafe i forgot abt it
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe
match wasnt that fun but flickball is back!! > happy for gavi & espart minutes > gordon finally gets his long deserved goal!! > hamza still in his 10 minutes of playtime jail > kounde dunks on those scapegoating him
Barcelona
Croatia1 - 2Spain
merino last minute game winner gimmick continues
Greece0 - 0Germany
i enjoyed watching spain’s nt play among us with streamers more than this 😴😴
USA3 - 0Mexico
sullivan fc is up 😄
USAArgentina7 - 0Burkina Faso
goofy statpad sesh,, pretty fun first half but the second half w less goals + scaloni was experimenting w squad (shouldve done that during the wc but wtvs 🤬)
ArgentinaCroatia0 - 7England
livaković conceding 11 in 2 games i feel so bad toni did good but jood 4 g/a 🤬
France1 - 1Italy
dembeles legs are still resting up for the ucl
Vietnam4 - 2Pakistan
won but our defense is still shite,,
Vietnam
Roma W0 - 6Barcelona W
Barcelona W
Australia2 - 4Brazil
i was happy asf seeing rapha only play for 45 minutes only to find out he was taken off for muscle discomfort
Brazil
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami
Norway1 - 2Portugal
nyland sold his soul for that wc brazil performance
England2 - 3Spain> cucu stinking after he put on the madrid shirt > ferran can only score against ligue 1 farmers > lamine and gordon goals i am happy
Edf Logrono W0 - 2Barcelona Wehhh… parti and baha scored tho!!
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridi support kang-in lee’s rights and wrongs 6 points ahead in sept ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝)
Atletico MadridInter Miami2 - 2San Diego
another freekick gol for messi— lets hope that another brazillian doesnt pop out of nowhere w 90 freekicks and we get to beat the record… miami defense is awful as always
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelonab2b hat tricks from rapha, mbappe we are coming for ur pichichi award 👀👀 i have a few tiny complains tho: - this is a game where olmo shouldve started not fermin. fermin adds chaos which doesnt help against this sevilla side. also he just lost the ball a lot as well… - pedri & gordon didnt do as well as i wanted. :(
Barcelona
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
pecked by the seagullssss youre getting pecked by the seagulls
Inter Miami2 - 0Cruz Azul
49th trophy in the cabinet !!!!!! inter miami has messi scoring headers 🍟
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
he did the thing
Barcelona
Elche2 - 3Real Madridthey may have won but still good hatewatch, not everyone can comfortably dominate against an elche side thats facing relegation 👌
Man United0 - 1Man Citystarted watching at halftime decent derby, but i still think the goal is offside