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Juventus0 - 3Lazio
was only able to tune in into the second half but this was really entertaining! lazio was strong and scored beautiful goals. juve's finishing is AWFULLL but what do you expect to happen when your main strikers are "Kolo Muani" and "Woltemade" 😭
Lazio
Meppen1 - 1Havelse
the match started off really crazy with the match already being stopped because of the smoke from pyrotechnics and then it being stopped once more because 3 players decided to go head the ball. it continued with the 2 goals in less than 2 minutes and then after that.. nothing. the second half fully belonged to meppen and they easily could've scored a few goals but their finishing was one of the most awful ive ever seen honestly. the draw is fully deserved because if you can't score easy goals and keep on messing up, you don't deserve to win. havelse was very lucky today.
Meppen
M'gladbach1 - 21899 Hoffenheim
a really slow match with some nice moments at least. mönchengladbach did come back at one point, yet couldn't do anything with that equalizer which led to hoffenheim scoring their second and final goal. it was clear that both teams just aren't good at all currently and this match showed that. overall, a boring match sadly.
1899 Hoffenheim
Leverkusen2 - 1Freiburg
the first half was much more entertaining than the second half. in the second half, the match just became really slow and neither team did much anymore. overall, it was a scrappy win for leverkusen and it could've been a draw if freiburg properly had used their chance in the last action of the match.
Leverkusen
Karlsruher4 - 0Darmstadt 98
a karlsruhe win in 2026?! this was a pure masterclass from karlsruhe today, they completely dominated darmstadt and after a 5 match winless streak, this match is exactly what ksc needs to gain some confidence again. also i really love this darmstadt downfall but shh.. 🤫 (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Karlsruher
Arminia Bielefeld2 - 1Osnabrück
this was a nice match with a great comeback! the second half fully belonged to bielefeld and the win is absolutely deserved. after osnabrück's first goal, osnabrück just couldn't do anything with their lead anymore and bielefeld took that to their full advantage. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Arminia Bielefeld
Dynamo Dresden2 - 0Magdeburg
the elb-clasico was won by dynamo dresden?! dresden didn't fumble a lead?! jokes aside, dresden was very strong today, especially defensively. magdeburg just lost all control in this match once dresden scored their first goal. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Dynamo Dresden
Guadalajara Chivas1 - 1Tigres UANL
this surely was.. a match. i really expected more but this match wasn't all too entertaining. first half belonged to tigres, the second to chivas and that's about it. there's nothing else to say honestly 😭 there's surely gotta be an award for scoring a goal and then also getting a red card in the same half, nice one brunetta!
Guadalajara Chivas
Hannover 961 - 1St. Pauli
this was an intense match where both honestly would've deserved to win but sadly neither team could properly use their few chances to score that second goal. since i was also mainly watching for hannover; they definitely performed well again compared to whatever happened last week, yet there are still many many things to improve. after all, this squad should be fighting for promotion and not be in no-man's-land of the table. but still, hannover can be proud of themselves.
Hannover 96
Bayern6 - 1RB Leipzig
such a crazy ass match with so many goals from bayern 😭 really enjoyed it, though!! bayern was extremely dominant, never letting leipzig attempt to come back and honestly the way to go to beat them like this. and now, im feasting on this 6-1 win BECAUSE FUCK RB, KARMA BITES YOU BACK 🫵🏼😭
BayernHamburger1 - 0Stuttgart
THREE WINS A ROW 😭😭 I LOVE THIS LIFE but seriously, im really really really impressed by the way we played today! stuttgart controlled most of the match, yet we stopped any stuttgart chance so beautifully. great defensive work today!! im gonna be so honest, however.. our finishing and even the build-up of our chances have to become better. we easily could've scored a goal or two more but we didn't really do anything with our chances. that's honestly the only thing i can criticize today. i LOVED miro muheim's goal today!! from out of the box in the last few minutes just like in our match last week vs hoffenheim.. so beautiful!!! daniel heuer fernandes also really deserves a special shoutout because this man and his saves, wow. i owe you my life daniel heuer fernandes. i wish i could give both motm but here, im giving it to heuer fernandes (but both players got a 10 rating from me). in the end, im so so happy we were able to win this match! being able to keep up with a team that is in the champions league and even winning against that team is not something every squad can do but this squad showed they can do this and it's beautiful. i love this squad, i love this team and everything else. and of course, i wish a continued speedy recovery for nicolai remberg. the team also played for you today, captain. 💙🤍🖤 as im writing, we are now 9TH IN THE BUNDESLIGA 🥹🥹 NUR DER HSV!!!!
Hamburger
Wolfsburg3 - 1Heidenheim
two teams battling for promotion but from one point on, it didn't feel like that anymore. wolfsburg was much stronger today and easily could've scored 1 or 2 goals more. heidenheim equalized in the 21st minutes but couldn't do anything with that, which then led to wolfsburg eventually getting the lead back. also a nice glatzel goal 🥹 man i miss him at hamburg... (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Wolfsburg
Greuther Fürth2 - 0Eintracht Braunschweig
both equally skilled teams and yet, fürth was the one to win, even with less ball possession. braunschweig were awful with the chances they had today. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Greuther Fürth
Kaiserslautern2 - 0Bochum
finally a good entertaining match from kaiserslautern! throughout the match, they were much stronger and never let bochum attempt to come back. overall a nice match today. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Kaiserslautern
Frankfurt1 - 0Köln
a very boring and eventless match, aside from the one goal - which honestly, wasn't even a great goal. there was not a single entertaining thing about this match & if i had missed it, i wouldn't have been mad at all. i really just wasted my time watching this. this match would've been the perfect way to fall asleep if you really wanted to.
FrankfurtDarmstadt 980 - 4Hamburgerthe match before our promotion match and what a match it was... the first half had started off with darmstadt being more present but we did eventually score our first goal by a corner kick, which was our first shot on target of the match; which in itself was ironic because darmstadt had more shots on target but we scored the first goal. after that, nothing much had happened in the first half. the real action then began in the second half.. what a beautiful second half it was. first there was the beautiful goal from ransdorf königsdörffer and then also the goals from selke & glatzel in the last ten minutes. and so, we won 4-0 against a team we usually would draw against in the most beautiful and hamburg way possible. even though we didn't really have the ball possession, we still did most of it and it really reflects that in the scoreline. with this match, it really felt like this squad was THE squad that would finally get promoted and bring this club and the city of hamburg back to where it's supposed to be, which is the top flight. after so many years, where hopes and dreams were ultimately broken because the final step just couldn't be made, this squad completely avoided that by always showing resilience and just never giving up. truly an unforgettable match, something a hamburg fan should never ever forget because this one really kick started the hope again and this time year around, there wouldn't be a fumble.
HamburgerFreiburg3 - 2Jablonec
good performance from freiburg but i did expect much more from them, considering they're literally first in the bundesliga currently. at one point, jablonec even equalized and that shouldn't have happened to a team that's leading the bundesliga rn. freiburg did come back though, scored their two goals and only conceded the last goal in the last few minutes. also that free kick from grifo.. wow. beautiful! (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Freiburg
Bournemouth3 - 0Sturm Graz
the match started off slow at first but when bournemouth eventually scored their first goal, it was very obvious who was going to be winning today as they didn't give graz any chance anymore. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Bournemouth
Celta Vigo1 - 2Juventusgreat comeback from juventus but they really need to become better, for most of the match they were losing and that's really concerning for a club this big. what really stood out to me was the defending of celta's first goal.. that was a collective blackout from juve. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Juventus1899 Hoffenheim2 - 3Beşiktaş
yea yea whatever nice one, it was at least entertaining to watch in the last minutes. congrats to besiktas i guess but man hoffenheim shouldn't even be in the europa league, they are so ass. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Beşiktaş
Union St. Gilloise1 - 1Real Sociedad
it wasn't a good match, barely anything happened.. the sociedad goal was more of a defensive blackout and the equalizer would've happened eventually. i don't remember much anyway. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Union St. Gilloise
Torreense1 - 2Sunderland
great comeback at the last minute from sunderland but the match was still very close surprisingly. at one point in the second half, torreenses defense just completely crumbled sadly. still a great win for sunderland tho and torreense can absolutely be proud of themselves, even if they lost!! (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Sunderland
Lyon3 - 2Crystal Palace
was a close match up as expected and the scoreline does really reflect that. it did look like lyon was better today at first but crystal palace did eventually really wake up in this match. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Lyon
Lech Poznan0 - 4Leverkusennice match with lots of goals!! poznans defense was absolutely diabolical today because two penalties in one match? how do you even do that.. either way, leverkusen was brilliant & it was practically dominance from them today. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Leverkusen
Mardin 19691 - 0Fatih Karagümrük
aside from the goal and the ref being injured in the first minutes of the first half, nothing at all happened.. it really just became a slow, dead match where both teams had their few chances and didn't do anything with them. however, this is definitely an important win for mardin in the current promotion battle, especially considering they were promoted while fatih karagümrük had been relegated.
Mardin 1969
Inter Miami2 - 0New York City
the first half was very entertaining but the second half was so boring. miami started off really well but then nothing happened anymore. there's really nothing much else to talk about except it's a deserved win for miami and that's about it 😭
Inter Miami
Shakhtar Donetsk3 - 1AEK Athens
match went as expected, if anything else had happened i would've been a little surprised. shakhtar was strong today after scoring their first goal & aek didn't find their footing in the match anymore. arda turan come to türkiye (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Shakhtar Donetsk
Slovan Bratislava0 - 3StuttgartUNDAV IS BACK 🥹 what a match though!! when bratislava scored their goal i thought this could definitely go wrong but then it disallowed and stuttgart kept their composure. this was amazing! still, we will win on saturday tho. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Stuttgart
Betis3 - 2Porto
definitely the craziest match of the day 😭 betis lead, then porto lead and then the betis lead again. very entertaining match! seems like all that celebrating in front of the betis fans didn't work out... (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Betis
Man City2 - 4PSG
awful performance from city which psg took full advantage of. they were really dominant in the first half and it looked like city wouldn't come back anymore and they really didn't. they did score their goals but even after that psg was able to not get scored on. also, that penalty miss from ferran was the funniest shit ever in my life i laughed so much LMAOOOO (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
PSG
Bodo/Glimt1 - 0Dortmund
the norwegians and their artificial turf.. it always makes them look like a super team but man, what the fuck was this from dortmund today? it didn't feel like they really even tried. really impressed by bodo that they were able to keep up and even score that goal vs dortmund. still wasn't entertaining to watch, however. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Bodo/Glimt
Roma3 - 4Real Madrid
honestly, a very impressive comeback from real madrid!! for most of the match, it didn't look like madrid was really there. roma was mostly dominant but then real did eventually finally really wake up and came back in the last 10 minutes. beautiful watch. (watched in a broadcast where it switched back and forth)
Roma
Aston Villa6 - 0Fenerbahçe
watched a simulcast (stream where it switched back and forth) and whenever they shouted GOAL IN BIRMINGHAM it was so fucking beautiful to hear I LOVE YOU ASTON VILLA
Aston Villa
Antalyaspor0 - 4Kayserispor
a really entertaining match!! from the first minute, kayseri was already very very strong. they immediately scored the goal, didn't let antalya come and it really was just full domination. i really loved this match because antalya is a strong opponent as kayseri were relegated with them last season. and honesty.. IT TASTES LIKE PROMOTION LETS GOOO KAYSERI HAYDI 💛❤️💛❤️💛
Kayserispor
Batman Petrolspor4 - 2İstanbulspor
very entertaining match with lots of goals!! although it got slower in the end and istanbulspor was waking up, batman was still pretty much dominant throughout the whole match. the minutes after the match restarted from half time were the craziest, two goals in just a minute.. wow. overall, a great match. turkish football below the süper lig is truly something beautiful.
Batman PetrolsporGalatasaray1 - 4Barcelona
Rams park, they said . Lamine yamal who ,, lemina asked . But what i am asking is the most important question - why do i do this to myself ? i hate my life and i deserve therapy .
BarcelonaHavelse2 - 2Würzburger Kickers
nice comeback from würzburg!! havelse started off well, scored two goals and was strong throughout the whole match. yet, the way let würzburg come back was so stupid... two penaltys 😭 wow. either way, both were strong!!
Havelse
Stuttgart II3 - 2Hoffenheim II
although these were two u23s, this was still a crazy match!! stuttgart scored 2 goals in less than 10 minutes after kick off, hoffenheim then woke up over the course of the match, even it being 2-2. then, stuttgart scored one more time and so, this match was very entertaining and hoffenheim did come back but still lost. very nice!!
Saarbrücken2 - 4MSV Duisburg
man what a match 😭 it started off really slow but duisburg was completely dominating at one, scoring 3 goals in like 10 minutes. when saarbrücken scored, it did look like they could come back but they didn't use any of their chances. and so, duisburg eventually sealed the deal. sorry for the false advertisement rye.. 😭
MSV Duisburg
Rot-Weiß Essen2 - 0Fortuna Köln
honestly, went as expected, i didn't really notice this match happened during the stream i was watching where it was going back and forth but still, impressive work from essen.
Rot-Weiß Essen