jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘

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Created September 2026

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3 g/a thats my goat

Player of the match

Michael Olise

France

Nations League

Netherlands2 - 1Serbia

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Player of the match

Virgil van Dijk

Netherlands

&&& princess diana strikes again

Player of the match

Anthony Gordon

England

what an international break this has been

Player of the match

Michael Olise

France

Nations League

Greece2 - 2Netherlands

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

offside goals stressed me the fawk out #justicefordumfries #itsokaytho anyway, i flipping love virgil doing his usual header ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 my GOAT

Player of the match

Virgil van Dijk

Netherlands

WDYMMM ITS BEEN 0-0 THE WHOLE GAME, U SUB OLISE ON, AND HE BLOODY BANGS IT IN THE BACK OF THE NET - AND HES NOT IN BALLON D’OR CONVERSATIONS?? BLASPHEMY

Player of the match

Michael Olise

France

italy done turned them into thanksgiving turkey

Player of the match

Francesco Esposito

Italy

honestly forgot to make a review on this but i’m waiting for the france match and WTF was nyland doing … nuke the planet

Player of the match

Diogo Costa

Portugal

MY MAESTRO MY LM10 MY BALLON DOR WINNER MY MIDFIELDER MY GOAT WHO PUT CROATIA ON THE MAP MY FLIPPING FAVOURITE EVER SCORED #lifeisworthliving #fackenglandtho #croatiatowinthenationsleague

Player of the match

Luka Modrić

Croatia

#nukingtheplanet #ihatepoorranpoorres #itsNOTevercominghome #sewercide

‼️finally fricking over‼️mbappe i bloody loveyou omgosh we can ignore the fact u got injured while scoring xx expected more than one goal but ok! would’ve been cooked if turkey actually knew how to finish ..

Player of the match

Mike Maignan

France

0-2…….. i see this and understand why italy hasn’t qualified for a world cup since like 2014.. but it’s okay 😭😭 didn’t really watch this match, tuned in a bit but mainly focused on france v turkey which is borrrriiiing me out rn 💔💔 atleast we got an mbappe goal & olise assist 🫩🫩

Nations League

Netherlands1 - 1Germany

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

i said i wasn’t taking sides, i couldnt. but part of me just wanted a tie .. and with that last minute goal from gakpo, he fulfilled my wishes 🙏🙏 honestly seeing that goal put a smile on my face - and seeing klopp & virgil hug too . 🥹🥹

Player of the match

Cody Gakpo

Netherlands

who let poorran porres score love psg tho xx

forza milan ‼️‼️ i watch acm to yearn for modric but i end up missing zlatan aswell 💔💔💔💔 my fricking goats …. (modric i miss u at real madrid 🙏🙏🙏 please return) but anyway i’m happy for the victory lesgoooo

Player of the match

Adrien Rabiot-Provost

Milan

Premier League

Fulham1 - 1Man United

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

ALMOST successful hatewatch 💔💔💔 martinez own goal had me jumping for joy then OFC CUNHA DECIDES TO BLOODY SCOREE IM FUMING. atleast liverpool won their match #upthescousers

Player of the match

Lisandro Martínez

Man United

La Liga

Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

"hala madrid y nada más" they say .. 2-1 oh lord 🫪🫪 idk how to feel about this cus we got one atléti player naming their dog after my home stadium.. then the real madrid 3-1 ucl 2018 defeat .. ANYWAYS idrc just hoping for a successful poochester united hatewatch

Player of the match

Giuliano Simeone

Atletico Madrid

Premier League

Man City5 - 3Sunderland

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

watched small parts of this while mostly watching liverpool v bournemouth but my god brobbey makes football look easy .. HATTRICK 🥹🥹 fairs you, semenyo goal a banger.. idk what else to say but yeah 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Player of the match

Brian Brobbey

Sunderland

Premier League

Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

#ESCAPEDTHEB’s #INVINCIBLE #HOLDTHAT #UPTHESCOUSERS

Player of the match

Alisson Becker

Liverpool

Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands

Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

first half lowk boring but i’m SO happy about musialas goal omfg 🙏🙏 + a classic olise goal contribution - 2 goals and an assist weheyy 🤪 i’ve gen missed the champions league so much and the post match interviews, i CANNOT wait for more

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

Carabao Cup

Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham

jess ₊˚𖦹 ༘@jesslfc

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

HOLY SZOBOFUCKINGSZLAI GOAL 🙏🙏🙏 whys he a stevie g reincarnate my gosh lowk how’d we let spurs score a goal but i GUESS it’s ok … mamardashvili actually cooked so hard this match idek what to say 💔💔 #YNWA #imissrobbo