France4 - 6England



Sort of a mockery of football. But yknow. Fun!

England
Norway1 - 2England



Well seen out, Haaland looked a bit overawed (or maybe beaten by the heat). Weird ref decisions throughout that probably balanced out as a whole. Not dull, not one for the history books.

England
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco



Poor poor Verbruggen. I’d never sleep again

Netherlands
Portugal2 - 1Croatia



Hate watch critical failure. Never a penalty.

Croatia
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



What is it about Germany eh? I look at their squad and I think what happened to their academies?

Paraguay
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



So close, no matter how far

Cape Verde Islands
Sunderland1 - 0Tottenham



Maybe the worst refereeing I’ve ever seen. Probably single-handedly robbed Romero of a WC
Tottenham0 - 3Nott'm Forest



Just kill me
Tottenham3 - 2Atletico Madrid



It’s a good showing against a good team. Out of the CL but the confidence boost we needed, far more than a QF place against a rampant Barca. Entertaining throughout, with a peach of a goal from Simons. COYS

Tottenham
Tottenham1 - 0Man United



Feels cheap to give it five stars when any neutral would tell you this game was turgid. But… the way we’re going we may never get a night like this again

Tottenham
England W1 - 1Spain W



I screamed repeatedly

England W
Ajax2 - 3Tottenham



Transphobic arse he may be, but…. Wow

Tottenham
Leicester2 - 3Tottenham



It doesn’t get more beautiful than this

Tottenham
Liverpool1 - 1Tottenham



I have to admit it’s getting better

Tottenham
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