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lemon
i am kind. fan of 🇩🇲 national team even though we lose all the time.
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
What is happening to us man
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Asked Arsenal to beat a team with a bird in their logo and this is what they give me
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Renee when you ask her to drop a good lineup. Stina when you ask her to stay onside. Caitlin foord when you ask her if she knows how play football. when you ask the whole squad not to sky their shots. when you ask the attack to have more than 1 SOT outside the pen. when you ask arsenal to score more than 1 non pen goal. IM GONNA END IT ALL 😂😂😂
Arsenal W
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
bayern away is… no longer scary? 😰 confusing match, i only caught the second half but from what i saw bayern were controlling the game mostly and forcing city on the back foot. unfortunately they played too cautious in the final 3rd and ended up giving away possession constantly leading to the equaliser. can’t say city didn’t deserve it towards the end unfortunately but bottling a 2-0 lead is ridiculous.
Bayern Munich WBayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City Whatewatch failed we will be there next game bayerns keeper after giving a pen away and saving it:
Bayern Munich W
Marseille1 - 2PSG
could ferran torres be the first gay republican to win the ballon dor??
PSG
Fulham1 - 1Man United
Really boring game between two small clubs
Man United
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
Atletico MadridArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
arsenal and manchester united’s men and women’s team THREATEN to play football this week
Arsenal W
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
2 goals for spurs is basically a win tbh
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
Brentford scoring set piece goals before Arsenal? I don’t recognize my club anymore
BrentfordManchester City W4 - 2Liverpool W
life is a joking
Man City5 - 0Norwich
ANOTHER THREE POINTER RUINED IN THE DYING MINUTES AND I AM OFF BY ONE DAMN GOAL 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Man CityMan City5 - 0Norwich
i kept drifting in and out of sleep and the 5 goals made me think i was dreaming about a barcelona game #flickballwithdrawals
Man City
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my wise father figure Hansi Flick had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful Spanish club ever. “How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate. We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Raphinha? The goat is never washed.”
BarcelonaMan United2 - 3Brighton
YOURE GETTING SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brighton
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
We conceded two goals
Arsenal
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
leeds missing 2 sitters and letting newcastle score so they don’t feel too bad
Leeds