bookd.
lemon
i am kind. fan of 🇩🇲 national team even though we lose all the time.
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
not having this
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
1-0 to the arsenal gimmick lives another day
Køge WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
one normal match is all i ask for 🥀🥀
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
What is happening to us man
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Renee when you ask her to drop a good lineup. Stina when you ask her to stay onside. Caitlin foord when you ask her if she knows how play football. when you ask the whole squad not to sky their shots. when you ask the attack to have more than 1 SOT outside the pen. when you ask arsenal to score more than 1 non pen goal. IM GONNA END IT ALL 😂😂😂
Arsenal W
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
champions of europe bottling a 2-0 lead they achieved in the first half and man city “dangerous attack” only scoring bc of a random flare
Bayern Munich WBayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City Wbayern away is… no longer scary? 😰 confusing match, i only caught the second half but from what i saw bayern were controlling the game mostly and forcing city on the back foot. unfortunately they played too cautious in the final 3rd and ended up giving away possession constantly leading to the equaliser. can’t say city didn’t deserve it towards the end unfortunately but bottling a 2-0 lead is ridiculous.
Bayern Munich WBayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
I kinda jinxed it 🐱 but Gwinn scored I’ll take that ❤️🩹
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City Whatewatch failed we will be there next game bayerns keeper after giving a pen away and saving it:
Bayern Munich W
Marseille1 - 2PSG
first in my bloodline to witness ferran torres drop repeated bangers
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSGcould ferran torres be the first gay republican to win the ballon dor??
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
this could have been an email… MOTM : whoever put up with this humiliation ritual (aka the whole chat) additional tags : @qlf @reecify
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSGliterally anyone on that pitch
PSG
Fulham1 - 1Man United
as a neutral promote both managers to fans and ban them for life if I were Cunha I'd kick the ball at Carricks head instead of at goal Stockholm syndrome runs in united fans blood. happy international break friends.
Fulham1 - 1Man Unitedmanchester united ruin everything at least spurs are bottom tho 😍😍
FulhamFulham1 - 1Man Unitedmanchester united threaten to step onto the pitch
Fulham
Man City5 - 3Sunderland
brobbey saved all his goals for man shitty 🥹🥹 this could've been a 2-0 game with a clean sheet. donner kebab ruma count your days
Man CityMan City5 - 3Sunderland
hoes are in fact mad (i’m hoes) but have you considered that
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderlandaverage city game
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderland
Your performance will not go unnoticed, Brian.
Sunderland
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
isuck locked in it's gonna be scary for the rest of the league when squirtz does too
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
Main game I was watching of the 3 and it was pretty dead. Most of the Liverpool team ghosting and just didn’t really do much. They did eventually get through with a win so not too bad for them. Bournemouth letting their B brothers down, still no win for them
LiverpoolArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
honestly what even is today bro 💔💔💔 at least we got a point but we gotta score more 🥀🥀
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United Warsenal and manchester united’s men and women’s team THREATEN to play football this week
Arsenal W
Brighton3 - 0Arsenalarteta must've changed the calendars at the training ground to april cos what was that performance
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalOne word. Pascal Groß.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenalbeating brighton isnt for everyone.... SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS YOU GOT SHAT ON BY THE SEAAAAGUUULLSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️
BrightonTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
2 goals for spurs is basically a win tbh
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 🚨🚨🚨: 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 watched this match for entertainment purposes only and wow was it a tough match… the game was so ass Spurs fan kept leaving the stadium ??? In all seriousness, whichever Etsy witch cursed them, I need you to take it back asap they all played with just enough will to have their 100k+ check at the end of the week I’m crying 😭 the coaches looking as concerned as us like it isn’t their fault… the injuries unironically being the most entertaining part of the game 🥀 (atp I believe every spurs is getting injured on purpose to escape this humiliation ritual 😭) and Tottenham’s future is definitely one of the 7 wonders of the world rn @qlf @sundeepd cuz I can’t tag more ppl 😞
Tottenham2 - 3Aston VillaNICHOLAS JACKSON THE FLIPPING GOAT OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT WARRA SCREAMER
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea"jelsi" "football" "club" frauds. all of them. especially pedro neto. im annoyed so im annoying all of you
Brentford3 - 0Chelseachelsea is like watching a trainwreck, cant keep my eyes off it
BrentfordBrentford3 - 0Chelseachelsea so buns bro 😭😭 also igor thiago scoring in a televised game 😍😍
BrentfordMan City5 - 0Norwich
couldn't even let me have my prediction city 💔💔💔
Man CityMan City5 - 0Norwich
ANOTHER THREE POINTER RUINED IN THE DYING MINUTES AND I AM OFF BY ONE DAMN GOAL 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Man CityMan United2 - 3Brighton
LOLL I always liked seagulls, very misunderstood
BrightonMan United2 - 3Brightonmanchester united are still wank, carrick sacked tomorrow, up the seagulls
BrightonMan United2 - 3Brightonthat all or nothing documentary will be GENERATIONAL
BrightonMan United2 - 3BrightonYOURE GETTING SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brighton
Atletico Madrid4 - 0Osasuna
“haramball merchant” simeone playing interesting attacking football this week
Atletico Madrid