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mari 💗

@marii

life is a joking🪽 echte liebe💐

under joao felix’s desk🤍
Created September 2026
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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shen
shen@shen
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17h ago

Gracias por Todo Leo We will miss you a lot

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Friendlies
Mexico0 - 2Chile
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raheem
raheem@raheem
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

someone needs to investigate england for stealing spices off mexico at the wc

3
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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gabriella
gabriella@gabriella
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

me rn 😭😭😭😭

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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5goalsin9minutes
5goalsin9minutes@5goalsin9minutes
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Fuck i cant be nonchalant why is my screen blurry

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
5
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Well, this is one of those days in football I never wanted to witness, but sadly, it has arrived. You’re not leaving the game entirely, but stepping away from international football feels like the first step toward that day, which I can hardly bear to think about. Maybe the funniest way to honor you is to recognize what you did for millions of people: you made us willingly tune in and support Argentina, all to watch you play this little sport called football. I’m not Argentine, but somewhere along the way that stopped mattering. When you played, we all became a little bit Argentine. I’ll never forget the highs and lows I experienced following you. The 2014 World Cup final, when you were so close to conquering the sport so early on in your career. The back-to-back Copa América finals lost on penalties. But you deserved more than that. You got more than that. You finally lifted your very first international trophy in 2021. Of course I’ll always remember 2022, the greatest World Cup campaign I’ll ever witness, with the most entertaining final of all time. Then we got another Copa in 2024. You literally won every trophy that you lost, how perfect was that? After years of people saying you couldn’t do it for Argentina, you won everything there was to win. But the trophies aren’t what I’ll remember most. It’s the way you played, the way you always entertained me. The dribbles that made defenders look lost, the passes no one else could see, the free kicks that felt like penalties the moment the referee blew the whistle. You made the impossible look routine, and you did it with a quiet humility that made billions fall in love with you. This summer’s ending was bittersweet, and honestly, part of me wishes you’d won it. But you had nothing left to prove. You gave me more than I ever had the right to ask for: the story of your career. There will never be another player who can do what you did. You are football. You are eternal. Thank you for everything, Leo.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
37
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
12
Nations League
Croatia1 - 2Spain
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notbiscuitz
notbiscuitz@notbiscuitz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

highlight of this game besides Merino saving our asses is Cucurella picking up the red card for the ref js for the ref to use it 😭✌️💔 #fairs #gimmick

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
14
Nations League
Croatia1 - 2Spain
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rachlel
rachlel@rachlel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

for once i had faith in croatia and this is what i get

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
6
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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cherkiglazer
cherkiglazer@cherkiglazer
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Two words. RAYAN CHERKIIIIII ‼️

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
France
3
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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slumped
slumped@slumped
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

OLISE AND DOUÉ I OWE YOU MY LIFE

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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bentley
bentley@bentley
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

last 15 mins

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
1
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

sending my love to belgium

Player of the match
Désiré Doué
France
4
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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emvappe
emvappe@emvappe
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

thank you for saving my life and birthday guys.

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
34
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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ura_ni4
ura_ni4@ura_ni4
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

HAVE I EVER CRITICISED ZINEDINE ZIDANE ON THE PITCH

Player of the match
Désiré Doué
France
7
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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jujuxdisco
jujuxdisco@jujuxdisco
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

I KNEW FRANCE WOULD SHOW UP FOR MY BIRTHDAY. ACTUALLY PROUD OF BEING FRENCH❤️❤️🗣️🔥🔥

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
14
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
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musialaa
musialaa@musialaa
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

This doesn’t feel real omg watching france for the last 15 mins:

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
5
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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par
par@par
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

7 goals 7 different ways to ruin a croatian evening

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
1
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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caramelchaitea
caramelchaitea@caramelchaitea
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

"yamin yamal" "fermin Torres" "dani olmost"

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
8
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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tooooku
tooooku@tooooku
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Haaland whenever he has to perform in a big game:

Player of the match
João Cancelo
Portugal
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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cressi
cressi@cressi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

how the last minutes of this match felt

Player of the match
Maurizio Mariani (Referee)
Referee
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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danino
danino@danino
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

I have a new theory, Haaland foresaw the Man City allegations and decided to silently return to Agartha, where he originally comes from. To ensure the secrecy of his exit, he cloned himself, and that clone is the one who plays rn…..

Player of the match
Maurizio Mariani (Referee)
Referee
7
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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jujuxdisco
jujuxdisco@jujuxdisco
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

halaand extremely unlucky lad

Player of the match
Maurizio Mariani (Referee)
Referee
7
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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partygirl
partygirl@partygirl
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

The 115 strands of hair that haaland lost when he cut his hair made him washed

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Norway
14
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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lewandowska
lewandowska@lewandowska
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

a disputa pra ver quem levava mais cartões

Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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cacocazzs
cacocazzs@cacocazzs
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

if you missed the second part

Player of the match
Gonçalo Ramos
Portugal
1
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
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yuna
yuna@yuna
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

be prepared. tomorrow we build a statue for every joão on the portugal team.

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